A guy said this happened on the train and the responses are a very enjoyable ride
Here’s a chap called Elliot Kaufman, a ‘self-described conservative’ and writer on the Wall Street Journal (and elsewhere) who was minding his own business reading a book on the train when this happened.
And there was something about the tale which irritated the hell out of people and made them react in a way that was both highly sceptical and (fortunately for us) very funny.
Here are our 17 favourites.
1.
Hi, it’s me, the attractive girl who says “Whoa, that looks cool, what are you reading?” to men I don’t know on the subway. I also say “Hey, by the way, I’m 22 years old.” pic.twitter.com/2iV6xcaFg9
— I hope Stephen Sondheim is having a nice day (@GraceSpelman) September 25, 2018
2.
attractive 22-yo model on the subway (i suspect that she is 22 based on the pronunciation of her hand tendons): oh my god that book looks so big!
me: how old are you darling?
her: can you teach me to read???
me: this is a list of every states’ age of consent laws, and pic.twitter.com/7TWe4wJYJw
— Orgy O' Agamben (@Ad0rnosPorno69) September 24, 2018
3.
Attractive 22-yo girl on the subway: Whoa, that looks cool, what are you reading?
Me: I am reading a printout of the Wikipedia page "Hitch (2005 film)" on Hammermill® Copy Plus 8.5×11 20lb stock.
Her: Does it use colourLok® Technology for 60% bolder blacks?
Me: Yes
— Eindeloos Tussendoortjes (@i_zzzzzz) September 25, 2018
4.
https://twitter.com/crushingbort/status/1044077305881088000
5.
attractive 22-yo girl on the subway: (in a thick boston accent) ey pal you got a smoke?
me, has been waiting for this moment my entire life: anything for a broad like ya self. you from this pawtta town? lemme buy ya dinna
her: (has vanished with my wallet & keys)
me: not again!!!— lance the wound (@lancethewound) September 24, 2018
6.
WHAT 22 year old girl would interact with a man they don’t know in this way WHOM has EVER said “Whoa! That looks cool! What are you reading?” about a book on WINSTON CHURCHILL
— Kendra ⚔️ (@kendrawcandraw) 25 September 2018
7.
Honestly if a man was reading a book titled “How to raise two cats, one black and one white, both with food names, while loving musical theater and Beyoncé, and continue to be great at eating pussy” I STILL wouldn’t approach him
— I hope Stephen Sondheim is having a nice day (@GraceSpelman) 25 September 2018
8.
What actually happened
Attractive 22- yo girl on the subway standing minding her own business and on her phone
Me, leaving the house for the first time in weeks and having watched 27 hours of YouTube in preparation: I’m… Reading a book on Winston Churchill
Her: okay
— erick erickdad (@NormsRespecter) 24 September 2018
9.
the only believable element of this is pretending not to know who winston churchill is to annoy a man
— Gavia Baker-Whitelaw (@Hello_Tailor) 25 September 2018
