21 funniest things people said about this picture of Jacob Rees-Mogg
We asked you for your captions to go with this picture of Jacob Rees-Mogg and you didn’t disappoint.
Here are our 21 favourites from captions you sent us (and a few we spotted elsewhere).
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American Horror Story: Brexit pic.twitter.com/zmUBl2QFZ6
— joe (@mutablejoe) September 26, 2018
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Westminster Gothic
— Reverend Anderson Molenaar III (@RevAMol) September 26, 2018
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Pulp have really let themselves go. https://t.co/wbwWT4sw6d
— Dai Lama (@WelshDalaiLama) September 26, 2018
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Are EU local?
— Mam Tor (@Mamtor13) September 26, 2018
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"Don't be silly darling, it wouldn't be a honeymoon without Nanny." https://t.co/Cme61afvu4
— barney farmer (@barneyfarmer) September 26, 2018
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Couple refuse to pay £900 to Virgin Media for adult films they swear they didn’t watch
— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman) September 26, 2018
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— Shit Britain (@britainisshit) September 26, 2018
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All irregularities will be handled by the forces controlling each dimension. Transuranic heavy elements may not be used where there is life. Medium atomic weights are available: Gold, Lead, Jet, Diamond, Radium, Sapphire & Steel. Silver Service & Lead Weight have been assigned.
— Steve Kilner (@1StevieKilner) September 26, 2018
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New Bond villains look ace. https://t.co/rHX3nGq0L2
— Katy Brand (@KatyFBrand) September 26, 2018
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Woman who found Wally says she regrets it and wants to hide him again.
— Paul Mitchell (@mrmitchell78) September 26, 2018
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It’s still a month until Halloween, but this is the photo I’m going to stick on the front door to keep the trick-or-treaters away pic.twitter.com/qjsRIAFEH4
— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman) September 26, 2018
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“Come play with us forever and ever ą̴̛̝̝̥̦̝̤͎̓̽̇̈́́̄̏̕͢͝ņ̭̭̪̜̱͖͌̅́͂̏͘͟d̴̼̺̤̼͙̦͉͇͎̓̾͌̊̈́͊͐͡ ḛ̷̪̘͚̑̓̉̐̈́͒͡ͅṽ̴̢͔͕̞̜̼͓̏̏̑͐̑͠͠͡ͅe̡̺̤͎͗͊͛̒̑̓͢͠͠͡r̛̺̙̩͕̪̍̀͒͞ pic.twitter.com/zX2FZ9IV6d
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) September 26, 2018
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“She came from Greece, she had a thirst for knowledge. She studied sculpture at St. Martins college. That’s where I… caught her eye.”
— Dave Cornmell (@Our_Dave) September 26, 2018
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No1 in a series called: ‘Scenes deleted for being too disturbing for Twin Peaks.’
— David Fitzgerald (@carpedivan) September 26, 2018
They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious and spooky…
— Jonathan Dockett (@JonnyDockett) September 26, 2018
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— Chatty woman who never stops 🇬🇧☮️☯️ (@mrsweller99) September 26, 2018
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— Shit Britain (@britainisshit) September 26, 2018
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The Communards are reforming!!! pic.twitter.com/8KYvKY2x6Z
— Craig Middleton (@craig_middleton) September 26, 2018
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“This is a local country, for local people – we’ll have no trouble here.”
— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) September 26, 2018
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The nightmare is real. pic.twitter.com/J96yhUswzb
— Befffun (@bethanlooms) September 26, 2018
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New series of The Demon Headmaster – Coming this November on BBC One
— John A (@JohnnyRay72) September 26, 2018
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If Fred and Rose spoke Latin. https://t.co/5vJASY8tnz
— Paul Jenkins (@fourfoot) September 26, 2018
