Someone has made a hilarious guide to how to treat him on his birthday – which is today
Comedy writer @Michael1979 is a true Twitter original and his account is a reliable place to visit for those in need of a laugh. For his birthday last year, he wrote a comprehensive set of instructions for conduct towards him on his special day. As it has come around again, it’s only fitting that we revisit his rules.
As tomorrow is my birthday, I have devised a list of rules that I expect everyone to follow. Thank you pic.twitter.com/1iXddguWg6
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) September 23, 2017
Unfortunately, not everybody was prepared to abide by these clear instructions, forcing Michael to take further action.
Many people are not abiding by these birthday rules so I have provided this helpful guide for ACCEPTABLE and UNACCEPTABLE birthday greetings pic.twitter.com/xwDMH465bt
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) September 24, 2017
This seemed to do the trick, leading to several perfectly worded birthday greetings.
Your birthday should be a national holiday and your face, and your nips should be on our money.
— Joseph Goss (@JosephGoss3) September 24, 2017
Ahem…
Michael’s enemies are alwasy nastier,
When they bring up his micromastia— P9 (@georgeismynameo) September 23, 2018
Happy Birthday Michael
How I wish I could cycle
Over to you & buy you a beer
But only the one, because it’s quite dear— Tubeway #FBPE 🇬🇧🇪🇺 (@tubeway) September 24, 2017
Michael’s not a nerdy boy
No matter what they say
Indeed I’m filled with dirty joy
In honor of his day— Mistah Pete (@MistahPete) September 24, 2017
Unfortunately, a few enemy posts slipped through the net.
Sorry I missed your birthday. It’s not in my calendar. Probably because you’re a big looser who’s karate skills are will below what the should be for a person your age. Have a Happy Birthday. Or don’t. 🎉 🎁 🎂
— Dave (@pugganoche) September 23, 2018
From my Lips,
Happy Birthday Little Nips,
I stole your shoes,
they didn’t fit,
so gave them to a charity shop,
Happy Birthday Little Nips.— database__error (@database__error) September 24, 2017
There was also this, which could go either way.
happy birthday for tomorrow. I hope you get to do a dance where you get to whip your skirt off. And then wrestle a bear.
— stephie (@stephiemalverns) September 23, 2017
Whatever happens, we hope he spends his birthday in a more enjoyable way than last year.
To those asking, no I’ve NOT had a nice day. Spent 9hrs arguing with jerks about pan-jus in the comments section of a Tasty video on youtube
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) September 24, 2017
Happy birthday, Sir Michael.
