33 celebrity marriages that would create some puntastic double-barrelled names
It began when someone asked Richard Herring to marry someone called Bone because, well, you can probably work it out for yourself.
I wonder if you could do me a favour and marry someone with the surname “Bone”, so you could have a double barrelled name. This would bring happiness to several slightly odd people on the internet, and so would be well worth the effort and expense.
— Bald. D. Geezer (@baldygeezer) September 24, 2018
Which prompted the great man to ask his followers if they could think up some others.
Which two celebrities would you like to see get married to create an amusing double-barrelled name (none of the standards please, only new ones are acceptable)? This question is not in my new book. Out Oct 4th. Preorder here – https://t.co/dRWLCiMjhO https://t.co/VjpC3X3ouS
— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) September 24, 2018
And boy, did they think of some. (Answer: yes, they did).
1.
Liz Hurley and Craig Burley.
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) September 24, 2018
2.
Jack Straw and Mary Berry
— Greg Jenner (@greg_jenner) September 24, 2018
3.
Michael Fish and Peter Bowles
— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 (@craiguito) September 24, 2018
4.
Desmond Tutu and Shania Twain.
— Terry Cardy (@TerenceCardy) September 24, 2018
5.
Dawn French & Kelsey Grammer
— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 (@craiguito) September 24, 2018
6.
Nina Nana and either Eric Bana or Eric Cantona
— Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan) September 24, 2018
7.
These two guys: pic.twitter.com/A5FWxfuc8w
— Alex Wormall (@Wormito) September 24, 2018
8.
Beyonce and Roy Castle
— Lee Melton (@leemel) September 24, 2018
9.
Martin Freeman, Tom Hardy and Bruce Willis to form a polyamorous relationship.
— Andy M Blamey (@AMBNorwich) September 24, 2018
10.
Edward Albee and Johann Sebastian Bach.
— Solly (@solly_mark) September 24, 2018
11.
Danny Dyer & Chris Rea.
— Complicated Game (@ComplicatedGame) September 24, 2018
12.
Fiona Bruce and Stewart Lee
— RobotofDeath (@Mr_GWard) September 24, 2018
13.
William Shatner and Stevie Nicks
— Mike Turner (@FearnleyT) September 24, 2018
14.
Richard Bacon and Leroy Sané
— YorkPlodder (@YorkPlodder) September 24, 2018
15.
Andy Serkis and Timothy Olyphant
— Felina (@Felinarama) September 24, 2018
16.
Vera Wang and Stephen King
— Mrs Gladys Steptoe (@GladysSteptoe) September 24, 2018
17.
Janet Street-Porter and Lucy Lui.
— Matt (@MattSav7) September 24, 2018
18.
Tracey Emin and Gail Emms
— Dinga (@DingaSurfbunny) September 24, 2018