30 instances of Sylvanian Families going bad – foul-mouthed ‘Forest Friends’
We love this Sylvanian Families parody account, @forest_fr1ends, on Twitter. So we have a brand-new selection of furry filth for your enjoyment…
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1.
i’m afraid there’s no cure for being a little dickhead… pic.twitter.com/lV1ZMT3ck8
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) September 21, 2018
2.
– i’ll be absolutely honest gary, i feel neglected.
– just give me a minute darling, i’m mid-wank… pic.twitter.com/egfv9OsEsK— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) September 5, 2018
3.
– why did god kill jesus?
– i don’t know son, maybe god just wanted to finish reading his andy mcnab but kept getting asked stupid f**king questions… pic.twitter.com/y9p3yU2q1B— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) August 21, 2018
4.
we’re ‘billy and the fart-knockers’ and this next one is called cumguzzlers. hope you enjoy it… pic.twitter.com/OdEMYmGW4x
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) August 16, 2018
5.
– i was thinking charles, we should try something new likeー
– strap a dildo to your head and do me like a dirty unicorn?
ーlike yoga or pilates… pic.twitter.com/7bmOFFoX5n— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) August 9, 2018
6.
– that’s right pal, jog on.
– just leave it sweetheart.
– look at him, acting like his shit don’t smell.
– it ain’t worth it darren… pic.twitter.com/IMvCE3jPan— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) August 5, 2018
7.
– this term kevin and his friends have been exploring art and nature.
– well the only thing that painting is going to explore is the inside of my recycle bin… pic.twitter.com/JTYR4KV1ZZ— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) July 20, 2018
8.
– you see marriage is a bit like a garden, it needs constant love and attention.
– problem is mummy’s been letting geoff from next door mow her lawn.
– not now clive.
– and water her roses with his tiny flaccid little f**king hose.
– CLIVE! pic.twitter.com/AVaRzH6DS3— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) July 15, 2018
9.
christ- it’s just pouring out of me darren, like rusty water… pic.twitter.com/jELYgTWhBS
— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) July 12, 2018
10.
– sir, when i grow up i’m gonna play for england and win the world cup.
– sure kevin, or the kfc drive-thru on the ringroad is always recruiting… pic.twitter.com/SDc18r9qln— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) July 10, 2018