This student’s screw-up is a salutary lesson for us all
Whenever you are completing an online form and there’s a space which you leave blank with the intention of doing it later, the urge to fill it with nonsense can be overwhelming.
But it’s best not to. And here’s why, a tale in four parts shared by Zoey Oxley.
1.
It begins with a new class home page – some dread thing called ‘turnitin’ – which allows you to submit all your assignments online (fear not, this isn’t the important bit).
2.
So Zoey does this, knowing full well she’s going to change it later.
3.
Except …
And if that’s tricky to read …
‘Professor Hendel,
I am writing this email very embarrassingly. As I began writing my paper, I wrote out the template. Unfortunately, I could not remember your last name so I filled it with something completely unprofessional.
It was my intention to change the name before submission, but it completely slipped my mind. I attempted to resubmit the assignment but was unable to.
I am so very sorry for the lack of respect that was used and again I apologise for the mistake. I hope this does not reflect what you think of me and that the next assignment I can address by the correction name.
Thank you again and I am so sorry.
Thank you
Zoey’
4.
And then this happened.
See me (and we’re sure sticking it on Twitter made everything alright. Although, we guess he did it first).
You realize she posted the tweet in the pictures which means he had to of posted his tweet before she posted hers, right?
— Chunky Thick (@HGilleo) September 21, 2018
Oh yes, thanks. And it turned out she wasn’t the only person who had done such a thing.
A student kept referring to me as “Doctor Deb” in emails and I can’t begin to imagine where it came from because my name is Amber and I’m not a doctor. Was it an insult? Who is Dr. Deb?
— Amber Stango (@ATStango) September 20, 2018
Wrote a paper about dry campuses and couldn’t figure out a title so I put “Dry Campus, Wet Students” just because and accidentally turned it in without changing the title… still got 100% lol
— Alex☀️ (@alexau17_) September 20, 2018
My second semester of teaching college writing, a student included the phrase "suck my d!¢k" in the middle of an otherwise innocuous sentence. In fairness, it may have been from his roommate, but we had a talk about rereading before submitting.
— Hannah (@SweetPe13869832) September 20, 2018
I accidentally submitted a midterm paper for my Critical Theory class with the title “I Hate Critical Theory”. I got an A minus.
— Kayleigh (@Kay_Padfoot) September 20, 2018
That tops the occasional “you’re not really reading this, are you?” thrown mid-sentence, mid-paragraph, mid-essay.
— RheumofHerOwn (@fridawrites) September 19, 2018
•Wrote 50 pages of my vet science class
•Began to lose my mind
•This is what happened: pic.twitter.com/CgZR0NpMOM
— Magical Miranda (she/her) (@magicalmiranda1) September 20, 2018
Reminded me of when my friend Jaz submitted this has her essay title and got a 2:1 pic.twitter.com/XS5H2WyAux
— Michael Cini (@MalteseCartoons) September 20, 2018
In undergrad I use to title my papers “Clever title I’ll think of later” and one time i forgot to change it. My professor returned it to me after grading it with the title circled and “?’s” around it 🙃
— Justice Beaver (@Oyechelle) September 20, 2018