UKIP are selling Nigel Farage condoms and these responses are worth getting out of bed for
12.
Is it reliable or do we need a Plan B? https://t.co/nBeqjfzRIb
— Alexandra Bulat (@alexandrabulat) September 21, 2018
13.
I would have gone with “for when you want a clean exit”
— Simon Drury (@marchthe14th) September 21, 2018
14.
https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/1043088755907874816
15.
So no need to pull out after all then. https://t.co/V07P9ckI6u
— Sean Jones (@seanjonesqc) September 21, 2018
16.
My vagina just shrivelled up and died https://t.co/QfQRQAB1Dk
— Danielle (@dseddon91) September 21, 2018
17.
Surely a Nigel Farage condom would be too slippery and untrustworthy? https://t.co/prJI5zL3EX
— Ian Birrell (@ianbirrell) September 21, 2018
18.
Doesn’t the prick usually go on the inside?
— Steve Dudley #FBPE (@stevedudley_) September 21, 2018
19.
Just the picture is enough to kill any chance of sex. https://t.co/AAF3IZLYsu
— SimonNRicketts (@SimonNRicketts) September 21, 2018
20.
Makes a lot of noise to start with, but then disappears when things get hard. https://t.co/5LUnNq5VwV
— Gareth L Powell (@garethlpowell) September 21, 2018
21.
100% effective without even opening the packet https://t.co/X11TCpcErf
— James Cleverley (@JamesCleverley1) September 21, 2018
22.
To be fair, there’s literally zero chance of any babies getting made if you take one of those out.
— Jim Caris (@jimcaris) September 21, 2018
23.
bold move here from a man who has publicly lost seven erections https://t.co/PkLrd7G2QH
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) September 21, 2018
24.
It's appeared 55 years too late. https://t.co/hwaK2gIJJt
— Marcus Chown (@marcuschown) September 21, 2018
25.
*googles Dignitas appointment times* https://t.co/wHUg3J7kdB
— James Ball (@jamesrbuk) September 21, 2018
But let’s not be too hasty with our condemnation. There is an upside.
I guess anything that prevents young UKIPpers from breeding can’t be all bad. https://t.co/uIRIvNYQh3
— DocHackenbush (@DocHackenbush) September 21, 2018
