UKIP are selling Nigel Farage condoms and these responses are worth getting out of bed for
Our first shock is that there is such a thing as the ‘UKIP young independence shop’.
Our second shock – prepare yourselves, please – is that it’s selling these.
On sale at the UKIP Young Independence shop – the Nigel Farage condom. £1 each or 4 for £2. pic.twitter.com/PaJ8MJcyUH
— Michael Crick (@MichaelLCrick) September 21, 2018
While we wait for those scientists to move the Domesday Clock one second closer to midnight, enjoy these responses. They’re brilliant.
1.
It's usually the condom on the 🛎🔚 not the other way round.https://t.co/PK8TI5QBNT
— David Lammy (@DavidLammy) September 21, 2018
2.
Should do well. Plenty of dicks there. 🤪 https://t.co/DCOuJpUu2P
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) September 21, 2018
3.
He's already screwed so many of us, he might as well carry on. https://t.co/UgsaSbwYUa
— Jay Rayner (@jayrayner1) September 21, 2018
4.
"When I said we had to broaden our appeal to the "Posh Wanker" demographic, that is not what I had in mind." https://t.co/SMnyvqHylg
— Steve Bullock (@GuitarMoog) September 21, 2018
5.
The Farage condom for when you've never had sex – and never intend to have sex for the rest of your life. https://t.co/Hdo0XKdBBf
— Otto English (@Otto_English) September 21, 2018
6.
For when you stand seven times but still can't get in https://t.co/JUkZ5qMKfP
— Stuart Millar (@stuartmillar159) September 21, 2018
7.
Highly effective. Prevents pregnancy by completely eliminating any prospect of sex. https://t.co/hJDAwoeCQj
— Dai Lama (@WelshDalaiLama) September 21, 2018
8.
this is a bizarre new innovation: a condom that's inside a cunt even before it's been taken out of the packet. https://t.co/mMon5qazsT
— David Lewis (@davidclewis) September 21, 2018
9.
I mean, if *anyone* should be practising the withdrawal method… https://t.co/8hbAw7Gule
— Dean Burnett (@garwboy) September 21, 2018
10.
As if someone going to the UKIP young independence shop is going to ever need 4 condoms
— carl peirson (@carlpeirson) September 21, 2018
11.
Such an effective prophylactic you don't even need to take it out of the package. https://t.co/NA1t9LUw6B
— Dr Suzi Gage (@soozaphone) September 21, 2018
