Simply 13 very funny Frankie Boyle tweets
Just 13 good reasons to follow the great Frankie Boyle on Twitter.
1.
Life’s biggest lie is that you can do anything if you set your mind to it. A lot of days you’ll struggle just to fix yourself a sandwich.
— Frankie Boyle (@frankieboyle) July 19, 2018
2.
If there’s one thing I trust this government to do, it’s to fuck up the stockpiling of food and medicines
— Frankie Boyle (@frankieboyle) July 27, 2018
3.
To get your porn name, just wait 5 years for the economy to completely collapse
— Frankie Boyle (@frankieboyle) July 19, 2018
4.
There will be times when you think that you’ll always feel dissatisfied and disappointed in some way, but that isn’t true, because you will die
— Frankie Boyle (@frankieboyle) August 27, 2018
5.
Twitter is a great resource for when you’ve read something interesting and want to know what idiots think
— Frankie Boyle (@frankieboyle) August 20, 2018
6.
5 years time, your dad’s staying up every night 3-D printing a sex robot, then making it climb into the oven after so your mum doesn’t find out.
— Frankie Boyle (@frankieboyle) July 31, 2018
7.
There’ll be a thing where they tell you who wanked to your Instagram story, and it will destroy society
— Frankie Boyle (@frankieboyle) September 1, 2018