Simply the most epic tale you will read this week
Just the most epic story you will read this week, as shared by @youngvulgarian on Twitter.
Hard to believe we know, but it gets even better.
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https://twitter.com/socialistdogmom/status/1041737326228135936
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his name was patches and he was FINE. it did take an entire afternoon to clean the horse diarrhea out of my mom’s suburban, though.
— molly 🐶 (@socialistdogmom) September 17, 2018
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2007 was just before the age of ubiquitous smartphones, so i don’t have many pictures of patches. here he is (far left) looking a bit grumpy on another day. he always looked a bit grumpy. in retrospect he was a poor choice for a child’s birthday party. pic.twitter.com/W1IC8HYVI4
— molly 🐶 (@socialistdogmom) September 18, 2018
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what was the end goal here
— coyote (official) (@knifecoyote) September 17, 2018
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he was needed at a child’s birthday party
— molly 🐶 (@socialistdogmom) September 17, 2018
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we didn’t make it
— molly 🐶 (@socialistdogmom) September 17, 2018
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wait, you tranq’ed a mini horse?
— jay ☁️ (@jaydestro) September 17, 2018
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just enough to convince him to get into the car.
— molly 🐶 (@socialistdogmom) September 17, 2018
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too many people wondering why you tranquilized him and not enough wondering why you thought punching him in the face was the best course of action
— Christopher Knieste (@ChrisKnieste) September 17, 2018
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it’s hard to describe the panic when one is faced with a mini horse trying to escape through the windshield on the highway.
— molly 🐶 (@socialistdogmom) September 17, 2018