3 things we learned from Stormy Daniels’ book about Donald Trump
We’re grateful to the Guardian for reading Stormy Daniels’ book about Donald Trump, which means we don’t have to buy it and neither do you.
Here are 3 things we learned.
1. What his penis looks like
“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…
“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”
2. He promised to put her on The Apprentice
She continued to answer Trump’s many phone calls over the next year in hopes that he would make good on his promise to put her on his reality television show, The Apprentice, Daniels writes.
“We’ll figure out a way to get you the challenges beforehand,” she quotes him as saying. “And we can devise your technique.”
“He was going to have me cheat, and it was 100 percent his idea.”
3. How much does he like sharks? This much
Daniels’ alleged relationship with Trump included one moment in 2007, she writes, in which she is with Trump in a hotel room watching a Shark Week broadcast on cable television when he receives a phone call from Hillary Clinton, then running against Barack Obama for the Democratic presidential nomination.
“Then, to make it crazier, Hillary Clinton called,” Daniels writes. “He had a whole conversation about the race, repeatedly mentioning ‘our plan’…
“Even while he was on the phone with Hillary, his attention kept going back to the sharks.”
The so-called president has denied any affair with Daniels, but admitted personally reimbursing his personal lawyer, Michael Cohen, for the money Daniels received in a hush agreement.
And you can read the full Guardian story here.
