This woman had a question and fortunately for us these 23 people replied
In a move clearly calculated to get attention [job done], Twitter user Valentina posted this:
What’s worse than a heartbreak ? pic.twitter.com/S37uPyyz3l
— Valentina (@valaddall_) September 11, 2018
Now, as bad as heartbreak can be, it seems there are plenty of things considered worse, at least by the good people of Twitter – and the bad ones, probably.
These are our 22 favourite suggestions.
1.
Being hit with plague, heresy trials, papal schism and war in the late 14th Century. https://t.co/CTrYW9DBlm
— Dr Janina Ramirez (@DrJaninaRamirez) September 12, 2018
2.
Heavy artillery barrage? https://t.co/GI12sZKMhO
— Tom Antonov (@Tom_Antonov) September 13, 2018
3.
Gout. https://t.co/07PxY7f8Q0
— Dai Lama (@WelshDalaiLama) September 12, 2018
4.
Accidentally farting while going for a wee in the work office and realising you live in that cubicle now or risk being identified. https://t.co/nZ6Vz6BZ1p
— Mitten d'Amour (@MittenDAmour) September 12, 2018
5.
pouring a bowl of cereal and then going to the fridge to discover there’s no milk https://t.co/AjLFKhRw3U
— Mike Golic Jr (@MGolicJR57) September 13, 2018
6.
When you think you’ve got a mouthful of your cup of tea left but when you go to take the last swig you’ve actually already finished it. https://t.co/LDUXbeZO4f
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) September 12, 2018
7.
Waking up and it’s still dark and you hope it’s only 3am but when you look, your alarm goes off in 6 minutes. https://t.co/Hoo3PjI8Q3
— Twinks (@tinytwink) September 12, 2018
8.
Someone in front of you at the checkout who doesn’t put the divider down.
Scum, subhuman scum https://t.co/WgMAHkXXc3— joe heenan (@joeheenan) September 13, 2018
9.
Dropping your phone deep into the piss trough of a full pub on a Saturday night and deciding how to handle the situation. https://t.co/8JjMWDcFK9
— Former Legend (@Former_legend) September 13, 2018
10.
The wrong plural for referendum. https://t.co/o4Es090r1p
— David Allen Green (@davidallengreen) September 12, 2018
11.
He-Man. Bloke’s a prick. https://t.co/tJPz6YitYY
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) September 12, 2018
