Mark Wahlberg’s ‘typical daily schedule’ is as weird as it is terrifying
Just in case your self-esteem was getting a little bit above itself today, check out Mark Wahlberg’s daily schedule.
‘Typical daily schedule’
The actor gave an insight into his typical day as part of a a Q&A on Instagram. These people responded in the only way we know how.
I never liked Mark Walhberg, and this just really proves why. pic.twitter.com/BJMlpoY0x1
— Bella (@bellamackie) September 12, 2018
So many questions about Mark Wahlberg’s daily schedule. A 90 min shower at 0600? Just 30 mins of golf? Is it crazy golf? pic.twitter.com/Q7ETsw4HfM
— Julian Druker (@Julian5News) September 12, 2018
Mark Wahlberg's daily schedule is that of a fucking maniac.
1. Lunch is 10.5hrs after he wakes up
2. Spends more time on snacks than his kids, and first snack of the day lasts **an hour and a half**.
3. Golfs for 30mins at a time.
— Seamas It Ever Was (@shockproofbeats) September 12, 2018
Mark Wahlberg’s daily schedule is absolutely mad. After an hour-and-a-half in the shower: golf pic.twitter.com/K6ZhRNtwqh
— Lawrence Ostlere (@lawrenceostlere) September 12, 2018
Compare & contrast: daily schedules for Mark Wahlberg & Hunter S. Thompson. Your essay topic for today is the construction of masculinities. pic.twitter.com/Cy2lBoz5VL
— Alex von Tunzelmann (@alexvtunzelmann) September 12, 2018
Put that family sized bag of Monster Munch down and check out Mark Wahlberg’s daily schedule. pic.twitter.com/6xRsg79YYY
— Paddy O'Brien (@Paddy__Paddy) September 12, 2018
This explains why he got to pissed on Graham Norton that time. He was way past his bedtime and wouldn’t have eaten for hours
— Conor (@conorjgraham) September 12, 2018
And if you want to do a proper comparison with the daily schedule of Hunter S Thompson …