The whole internet is lolling at Waitrose’s so-called student ‘starter kit’
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https://twitter.com/pjm1kbw/status/1039095520646651906
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If there are no instant noodles there, it’s no student pantry.
— Mozz (@mozz71) September 10, 2018
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I have 0 of these in my cupboard now, let alone at uni https://t.co/u1PWLwsiNX
— Cristina Criddle (@CristinaCriddle) September 10, 2018
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Those are useless. What a student needs:
– olive oil
– crushed chili
– a small plant pot of basil
– oregan
– tins of tomatoes, tuna, beans.
– pastaWith those ingredients (plus garlic and onions) they can prepare a kazillion of dishes. Cheap and tasty. 🖖
— Klaus tattooer (@blacklinesw9) September 9, 2018
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*Falling out of chair!!
1) Eggs
2) Baked beans
3) Pasta
4) Potatoes
5) TeaDid they even GO to Uni?!! https://t.co/gwKohNCOdk
— Danie Ware (@Danacea) September 10, 2018
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Actual list is:
1. Pot Noodle (beef)
2. Spaghetti Bolognese (Heinz in a tin)
3. Ketchup
4. Pot Noodle (chicken)
5. Frozen lasagne
6. Pot Noodle (curry)— Colm Nugent (@Wigapedia) September 10, 2018
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Lol my local Asda does 12 packs of chicken and mushroom pot noodle. (The correct flavour)
I thought that was luxurious…
— AL von Buchenroder (@AL_vonB) September 9, 2018
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Most Tories aren’t even *this* Tory https://t.co/4Nvfg6PTuk
— Grace (@gracelizabeth3) September 10, 2018
Ah yes, this is better.
This seems more like it pic.twitter.com/lbofR65tfX
— Will Dias (@Will_Bill_Dias) September 11, 2018
But some people …
Haha! I have all of those in my cupboard, but then I’m not a student!
— wunjot (@wunjot) September 9, 2018
I have none of those in my cupboard. Not one.
— Andrew Stronach (@aistronach) September 9, 2018
My kids all went away with those…and now my grandchildren ask for extra black olives on their salad
— Judith Wood (@JudithWood2) September 10, 2018
1: The combined cost is roughly the same as a round in the pub & will make value pasta, wonky veg & reduced sticker meat taste nice for months for pennies per meal.
2: It’s Waitrose. They’re not going to be advertising oven chips & Pot Noodles, are they? https://t.co/clk8zdCDVN— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) September 10, 2018
Maybe we’re just out of touch. Anyone know the nearest Aldi?
Could we have an @AldiUK version…for most it will be more realistic. https://t.co/tJyNmpIZAY
— Simon Smith (@smithsmm) September 9, 2018
And Jack Monroe did this.
https://twitter.com/BootstrapCook/status/1038883199819165697
Jack Monroe’s student essentials, for under a fiver https://t.co/sWCkPEREmr pic.twitter.com/4fbcPklWsT
— Jack Monroe #bootstrapcook (@BootstrapCook) September 10, 2018
