A glorious thread on the perils of giving your boss a lift home in a new car
Someone called @tinytwink on Twitter has told a lovely story about the perils of giving your boss a lift home in your new car.
Before we start, here’s the car and how excited she was to get it.
I HAVE JUST HAD A GOLF WITH 93 MILES ON THE CLOCK DELIVERED TO WORK AND OMFG IT IS BEAUTIFUL
— Twinks (@tinytwink) September 3, 2018
It is a thing of beauty. pic.twitter.com/ySuWiCD8Dh
— Twinks (@tinytwink) September 3, 2018
Perhaps she should have spent longer listening to the guy telling her what it does.
The man sat in with me and told me what all the buttons did.
I forgot what he said instantly.— Twinks (@tinytwink) September 3, 2018
All I heard was ‘eco mode’ or ‘sport mode’
Hahaa eco mode. You’re a funny guy.
— Twinks (@tinytwink) September 3, 2018
Because then this happened. And it’s brilliant.
1.
One of my friends has a new man.
We were texting about him yesterday.
I stalked him on Facebook.
All the stuff mates do.— Twinks (@tinytwink) September 5, 2018
2.
Today we had a Manager’s meeting.
After the meeting my boss said ‘Ooo could you give me a lift to such and such home on your way back please’— Twinks (@tinytwink) September 5, 2018
3.
Course I can! I have a new car! Hop in!
— Twinks (@tinytwink) September 5, 2018
4.
In we get. Me and my boss.
Ooo my phone is only on 12% (mainly due to me looking at FB during the meeting)
I’ll plug it in.
Off we go.— Twinks (@tinytwink) September 5, 2018
5.
Now I have had this car 48 hours.
I am still getting used to its ‘features’
As I plugged my phone in something popped up on the car screen.
Yeah yeah whatever.
Off we go— Twinks (@tinytwink) September 5, 2018
6.
5 minutes into our 20 minute journey the radio stops and a thing appears on the screen ‘text from Kerry. Read now?’
— Twinks (@tinytwink) September 5, 2018
7.
Fuck no!
I hurridly try to lose the screen by wildly jabbing at it whilst also trying to join the M60.— Twinks (@tinytwink) September 5, 2018
8.
The car is silent.
All of a sudden a voice says loudly.
‘TEXT FROM KERRY.. HIS KNOB IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. I AM KEEPING THIS ONE TEARS OF JOY EMOJI’— Twinks (@tinytwink) September 5, 2018
