22 very relatable definitions of “treason” Donald Trump might want to read

After an anonymous op-ed was published in the New York Times, questioning Donald Trump’s mental state and claiming his staff need to protect America from his agenda, the stable genius tweeted this:

TREASON?

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 5, 2018

Then, he tweeted this:

Does the so-called “Senior Administration Official” really exist, or is it just the Failing New York Times with another phony source? If the GUTLESS anonymous person does indeed exist, the Times must, for National Security purposes, turn him/her over to government at once!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 5, 2018

And this:

I’m draining the Swamp, and the Swamp is trying to fight back. Don’t worry, we will win!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 6, 2018

Can’t see any reason to worry about his mental state there.

As well making the kind of treason jokes you might expect, the internet has kindly supplied us with many excellent examples of treason, just so we – and Trump – are sure what it is.

These 22 are highly relatable – and very funny.
1.

when someone says the oxford comma is unnecessary https://t.co/WmwGkh0AWs

— Alexandra DeSanctis (@xan_desanctis) September 5, 2018

3.

Me when people try to say Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie https://t.co/FhBrkB1ZSV

— Liz Finnegan (@TheGingerarchy) September 5, 2018

4.

When someone capitalizes the D in Latter-day https://t.co/vXKSqe71YV

— BCC (@ByCommonConsent) September 6, 2018

5.

YOU: I'm going for the Cats tomorrow, Dangerfield deserves to be a premiership player…

ME: https://t.co/CAbXxz4U2W

— Tom Richardson (@TomRichardson) September 6, 2018

6.

Linkin Park Fan: "Nobody Can Save Me" isn't the best @LinkinPark song.
Me: https://t.co/FuKkxFH410

— Adam Ruehmer (@heydudeimadam) September 6, 2018

7.

https://twitter.com/TheBrotographer/status/1037560749655240705

8.

When she takes her new dude to a spot you put her on to. https://t.co/20w4lYObfd

— The Boul from the Crib (@CoryTownes) September 5, 2018

9.

when i meet a seinfeld fan who also likes Friendshttps://t.co/Mjwh2Fd6z9

— time crisis (@timecrisis2000) September 5, 2018

10.

Waitress: Can I take your drink order?

Me: Sweet tea, please.

Waitress: We have unsweetened, but there are sweeteners on the table.

Me: https://t.co/ayrHSclcRE

— Casey Mattox (@CaseyMattox_) September 6, 2018

11.

someone i care about: why would you put pineapple on a pizza

me: https://t.co/caOoKwvi8x

— Fake LEBO (@TheMapleRick) September 5, 2018