This might be the most ingenious plan to get a free haircut of all time – or not
Comedy writer @Michael1979 is a genius, a skilled karate practitioner and a “good man”, but this scheme of his to get free haircuts for himself and another man sails dangerously close to – criminal behaviour! We know – it’s shocking, and most unlike Michael. Luckily, it’s also a terrible plan so that should save Michael from falling into sin.
He shared some screenshots of an exchange he had, regarding the cunning plan.
Think I made a new friend today pic.twitter.com/a4wX2xW1Dv
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) August 29, 2018
As you can see, Michael couldn’t persuade this chap to try. His Twitter followers were concerned about the plan.
You lost the guy the moment you showed the (almost flawless) diagram of your costume: a man with a facial hair like that would OBVIOUSLY want a trim on his moustache as well and not just a haircut. Brian and the barber’d be suspicious and rightfully so!
— Murilo Lopes (@talande_anka) August 29, 2018
He wasn’t seriously interested. I don’t know how you put up with these timewasters.
— Dave Hollins (@HollinsHolly) August 29, 2018
You don’t need a haircut if you look as the disguise. That is a really good style!
— carolina (@ca_olin_) August 29, 2018
If you’ve already got the wigs, just shave each other and wear those. Brian would be a fool to refuse
— Si Moules (@simoules) August 30, 2018
But someone came up with what is, if anything, an even more ingenious plan.
Thought you were going to have him shave your head,then wear a wig (of real hair). Ask for a wash & the fake hair falls off. Accuse him of negligence (or sorcery) & threaten to sue. Calm down & offer to settle for a lot of money eventually reducing it to the price of 2 haircuts.
— Et tu, Doorman? (@HappyHappyBeans) August 30, 2018
Free haircuts, anyone?