This must be the best ‘failed to deliver parcel’ excuse of all time
We’ve seen some weird notes left by postal workers, over the years. There was the one from the person who’d managed to deliver the parcel into a toilet, another from someone who’d lobbed the package onto the roof, and another who was simply reporting some escaped chickens. These are all well and good, but as far as being unable to deliver a parcel, we have found the best excuse we can imagine – and we can imagine some pretty good excuses.
Montana moment. pic.twitter.com/amRIoucoc7
— Jamie Ford (@JamieFord) August 26, 2018
According to the tweeter, it’s a Montana problem and there’s no reason to doubt that, but it seems bears aren’t the only things causing trouble for visitors.
For a maintenance request I got “cat said no” once. Had to agree to be there for the poor guy. My guard kitty is fierce.
— Muffy Saint-What-a-burger (@furkyourwurk) August 27, 2018
My father once got this for “aggressive goose”. He had a goose named, Gus, who was friendly to family, but would chase off anyone else.
— Timothy E. Wright (@wrighthydromet) August 27, 2018
Twitter user, @AmaniHerron said what we’re all thinking.
When you absolutely, positively, do NOT get paid enough for this https://t.co/qZCylNtes1
— Amani Herron (@AmaniHerron) August 27, 2018
