The government announced guidelines for a no-deal Brexit – the 25 best reactions
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If the government really wants to take back control, they need to learn to take back responsibility too. Blaming Brussels for a no-deal Brexit is like demanding a divorce and then blaming your ex-spouse when you feel lonely.https://t.co/6tJQoRAqQs
— David Lammy (@DavidLammy) August 23, 2018
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Happy "Protect and Survive 2 day" Brexit voting people of the UK pic.twitter.com/kxWgOI6s7m
— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) August 23, 2018
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We survived Bubonic plague so we’ll probably survive Brexit, Government assures Britain
— The Rochdale Herald (@RochdaleHerald) August 23, 2018
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Guys! Guys! I've just had my 'No Deal Brexit' leaflet through the door! pic.twitter.com/CnQBQWZdZQ
— Michael Moran (@TheMichaelMoran) August 23, 2018
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The media: It would be economic suicide if Scotland became independent.
The country would be in ruinsAlso the media: Oh & the Tories are sending out leaflets telling you to emotionally distance yourself from your pets as they could make a nutritious meal after a no deal Brexit
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) August 23, 2018
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Today we're told to take honey instead of medicine. Preparations for Brexit are underway. Next month: "Is your neighbour a witch?"
— Craig Smith (@Smicht) August 23, 2018
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I can't believe in all these Brexit negotiations, we haven't recruited the man who knows more about deals than anyone else. #DealOr #NoDealBrexit pic.twitter.com/Qyw9mf5LN9
— Olivia Downing (@OliviaCRDowning) August 23, 2018
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#NoDealBrexit pic.twitter.com/cvHd2wpQCx
— Jamie Gemmell (@GingerPower_) August 23, 2018
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"Vote Leave And The Army Won't Be Deployed And You Will Still Be Able To Eat A BLT". Why didn't we see this on the side of a bus.
— (((Dan Hodges))) (@DPJHodges) August 23, 2018
22.
We can still enjoy a BLT after Brexit. Although the bacon will be replaced by gammon.
— Neil Perryman (@wifeinspace) August 23, 2018
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Dominic Raab has assured us that the BLT sandwich is not under threat, as Spam makes an excellent substitute for bacon, grass tastes exactly like lettuce, and you don't mind your tomato unpicked and rotting in a field somewhere
— Ross Lawson (@Ross_Lawson) August 23, 2018
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2016:
“No downside to Brexit, only a considerable upside.”2018:
The government is now preparing to emergency stockpile food and medicine and Britain is facing the prospect of being the only country in the world without a trade deal with anyone.#NoDealBrexit— James Melville (@JamesMelville) August 23, 2018
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I see we’re back to “you’ll reap the benefits of Brexit long after everyone who voted for it is fucking dead” argument we all knew about before the referendum. https://t.co/YGufAFXHa7
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) August 23, 2018
This comment by Lord Adonis makes a chilling point.
84 key papers published on how life will carry on next March if the Government cancels the entire system by which people, goods, planes and ships move between Britain & 27 other countries in Europe.
Parliament starts its 30th day on holiday
— Andrew Adonis (@Andrew_Adonis) August 23, 2018