22 bizarre and hilarious things people have “asked” Alexa
12.
Alexa, show me the worst event that has ever been planned. https://t.co/DPWWfjyAE2
— Captain Kidd (@kidd_kong78) July 3, 2018
13.
Me: Alexa, tell me a fact to tell my date to break an awkward silence.
Alexa: When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
Me: When hippos-
Date: Yeah, I heard…
— Ian Sausage (@stephenjmolloy) May 31, 2018
14.
alexa, get my life together
— T WILL (@t_williamss) August 20, 2018
15.
“Alexa, what would bjork be like on balloons?”
— Jamie East (@jamieeast) May 12, 2018
16.
Alexa, how many followers do I need to qualify for Twitter Healthcare?
— Marcmywords (@Marcmywords2) May 2, 2018
Theoretically, Alexa could be used to terrify people.
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On a beautiful night like this, I like to walk through the neighborhood and shout, "Alexa, whisper the words 'Soon you'll be dead like us' every 90 minutes."
— Seanbaby (@Seanbabydotcom) July 11, 2018
For one reason or another, Alexa doesn’t always work.
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Getting ready for school this morning and my eldest girl says she wanted to listen to Oasis. My two year old daughter shouts out in her little voice “Alexa. Play Oasis songs”.
Alexa responds “Sorry, I don’t know any racist songs”. #AlexaFail #ThankGodSheFailed pic.twitter.com/170V2M09v1— Jason Manford (@JasonManford) July 16, 2018
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https://twitter.com/KylePlantEmoji/status/1026185469413928960
20.
Someone should edit Amazon Alexa ads for accuracy and have the users repeating all requests three times with increasing frustration
— Rob Manuel (@robmanuel) July 4, 2018
21.
My WiFi was down so instead of shouting out which song I wanted Alexa to play, I had to get out my iPhone and touch the screen for the song I wanted just like the pioneers did back in the olden days.
— The Cultured Ruffian (@CulturedRuffian) April 18, 2018
22.
"I can't find still pigeon by Kid Creole and the Coconuts", oh my god, Alexa, you are so fucking shite. WHAT COULD I POSSIBLY MEAN, DO YOU THINK?
— Limmy (@DaftLimmy) June 4, 2018
But she always has the truth at her virtual fingertips.
You okay, Alexa? pic.twitter.com/MPujyP3S3P
— Ray (@SirEviscerate) May 19, 2018
