This guy’s Tinder date went viral because it’s hilarious with the most unexpected twist
We’re grateful to @bvdhai on Twitter for sharing the tale of his Tinder date that took an epic, unexpected turn.
It went wildly viral because it’s such a great story and it’s so brilliantly told. Buckle up!
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I am about to tell you an epic tale about subterfuge, dating in the 21st century and the fall of human civilization. This actually happened to me and it could happen to you too. Get some popcorn. *Thread*
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
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So a few weeks ago I was on the Tinder machine shopping my soul around and I match with a very attractive young lady. No bio. Fairly innocuous.
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
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I message her some random shit and we chat for an hour or so and she says “here’s my number text me” I’m like okay sure thing.
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
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I text her n we make small talk abt work for a bit then she goes, “actually, I have this huge presentation Im workin on for my job, would you be offended if I got back to you in like a week or two when Ive got more free time? Youre cute and I want to meet you Im just too busy rn”
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
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I thought well that’s an overly elaborate way to ghost someone. I say “lol I wouldn’t be offended, I totally get it. Hit me up when you’re free”
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
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She says “thank you, I was worried you would think I was trying to blow you off haha but for sure I’ll text you in like a week, I’m excited” in my head I’m like sssssssuuuuurrrreeee I respond “”
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
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Two weeks pass I completely forget about her then I remember and go back to tinder and I can’t find the conversation. I think well that’s weird she deleted her tinder but I take it as… overly elaborate ghosting methods
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
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Then yesterday I get a text “HEY IM FINALLY FREE LMAO… my friend is DJing near Union square around 6 tomorrow I was wondering if you wanted to go for a bit then we could go get drinks after and see what happens”
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
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I’m like well I’ll be damned. Genuinely didn’t think she would message me. I reply “yeah I should be free, I’d be down” she says “amazing I’m gonna be running around today and tomorrow but just come around 6 and I’ll meet you by the stage then we’ll head out”
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
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I say sure thing, looking forward to it. This morning she texts me at 9 am “hey it’s gonna rain today but I think it should clear up in time for our date” I’m like cool, I’ll be there
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
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I play football with @mersrulesworld_ earlier today and express my incredulity at the situation. I find her Instagram it says singer, actress, model, 3000 followers and I’m like uugghhhh I dunno bro, THIS SHIT FEELS OFF but fuck it
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018
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I make my way to Union Square. Eat a hot dog and look over by this open lot by 17th Ave and there is a stage and a DJ and about 100 ppl and cameras and shit and I think well this is some random ass Manhattan shit.
— миша (@bvdhai) August 19, 2018