Just the 25 funniest jokes of the week – that’s all
Another week over, another week of arguing about Jeremy Corbyn. What was he doing with the wreath? Can Boris Johnson actually make tea? Does anybody care what grades Jeremy Clarkson got in his A-levels? We answer none of these questions, but we can provide 25 very funny jokes for you to read whilst you ponder them for yourselves.
1.
Imagine how easy it was to get a history degree in, like, year 20.
— MehGyver (@AndrewNadeau0) August 12, 2018
2.
After my Mum died we found letters, tied in a bow from my Dad from when he worked away in London in the 60’s. My crying sisters and I held hands, opened one and the whole thing was about how much he missed shagging her, apparently a bit of a goer. Didn’t read the rest.
— Morven (@MorvMW) August 12, 2018
3.
https://twitter.com/allencmarshall/status/1028478909682204673
4.
I was present…I don’t think I was actually involved. pic.twitter.com/0aTvcsA3rJ
— Rob Joyce (@RobJoyce156) August 13, 2018
5.
It's weird that ppl interpret the moral of The Pied Piper story as "Don't trust strangers" when really it's "Always pay freelancers"
— Meagan (@meagantrott) August 12, 2018
6.
What the hell was god thinking when he created the sex noise that foxes make
— Amy Charlotte Kean (@keano81) August 12, 2018
7.
BATMAN: All this crime… it’s really starting to get to me. Maybe I should take a break.
COMMISSIONER GORDON: [Thinking about how much work he had to do before Batman] That’s exactly what The Joker wants.
— Nathan Usher (@thenatewolf) August 11, 2018
8.
Turns out Game of Thrones next series is filming in the carpark of the Junction Tavern. pic.twitter.com/UCkSbhKuix
— Ryan Sampson (@MrRyanSampson) August 14, 2018
9.
Congratulations Kellogg’s. That is the shittest Join the Dots in history of Join the Dots. pic.twitter.com/gI64ZL86AJ
— Ed Byrne (@MrEdByrne) August 14, 2018
10.
Apparently it’s been announced that the world’s most liveable city is Vienna.
This means nothing to me.— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) August 15, 2018
11.
"What's your job?"
"I'm the drummer for Hezbollah." pic.twitter.com/tOGSnoeAhK— Adam Rawnsley (@arawnsley) August 14, 2018
12.
Me getting sucked back into Twitter after taking a restful social media break. pic.twitter.com/qpgyy0K7hM
— Hend Amry (@LibyaLiberty) August 14, 2018
