29 simple pleasures that may just be better than sex

There are many simple pleasures in life – the tinkling sound of children’s laughter, the smell of the grass after a heavy downpour, watching your annoying neighbour scrape their BMW on the gatepost as they pull into the drive – stuff like that.

These 29 people think they’ve found some of life’s pleasures that are even better than sex. See whether you agree with them.

1.

Sex is good and everything, but have you ever handed your notice in at a job you hate

— Jonny (@sicknote20181) August 13, 2018

2.

yeah sex is good and all, but have you ever flipped your pillow over to the cold side and laid back down

— Sweet Tee (@Trodgers_4) July 27, 2018

3.

Sex is good and everything, but have you ever made a scandal disappear with a few mugs of tea?

— Boris Johnson not (@BorisJohnson_MP) August 15, 2018

4.

Sex is good
But have you ever put your music on shuffle and the phone just plays all the right music back to back 😍😍😍 pic.twitter.com/jfRn6JJM9H

— Amooti B.U.S.O (@wyclif_henry18) August 11, 2018

5.

yeah sex is good and all but do you know what it feels like to not have to set an alarm for work the next morning

— mase (@masesmith09) August 13, 2018

6.

sex is good and all but have you ever stretched so good that your back cracked in all the right places?

— jimmy jam. (@__SHEEPS) August 11, 2018

7.

Yeah, sex is great but have you ever had 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep?

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) August 14, 2018

8.

Yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever just had a really good song end the moment you pull up to your destination and turn off the car?

— tired fluff (@VictoryDanceOfc) August 9, 2018

9.

Sex is good for the body and all but have you ever experienced that greatness that comes with having your money and being debt free?

— Omope Abdul Azeez (@Iam_Abdulaxis) August 4, 2018

10.

Yeh sex is good but have you ever turned your tv on at the right time for 5 consecutive come dine with me

— sal (@sal28_) August 3, 2018

11.

Sex is good & everything but have you ever found a pound under the car seat when you need one for a shopping trolley.

— Paul (@bingowings14) August 15, 2018

12.

Sex is good and everything, but have you ever dunked a rich tea biscuit in your brew and got it to your mouth without it breaking off?

— Stu. (@dysondoc) August 15, 2018

13.

Yeah sex is good, but have you ever successfully squeezed a book into a space on a bookshelf just a little too tight for it?

— Peter Kavanagh (@TheKavOfficial) August 10, 2018

14.

Sex is good and everything, but have you ever been to Millwall on a Tuesday night and watched them beat Gillingham 3-1 on penalties.

— BermondseyBoy (@BermondseyBoy68) August 14, 2018

15.

Sex is good and everything but have you ever gotten a knot out of necklace you thought you’d never be able to wear again?

— Siún Ní Dhuinn (@Siuners) August 14, 2018