This must be the best shot anybody’s ever managed with a straw wrapper
You know how it seems a shame to waste the opportunity to use a paper straw wrapper as a missile? Of course you do – well, this similarly minded person has finally seen their straw-wrapper-missile dreams come true.
IN ALL MY YEARS OF SHOOTING STRAW WRAPPERS AT PEOPLE… IT FINALLY HAPPENED pic.twitter.com/WcxIX6EN2i
— e (@eeeelysa) August 11, 2018
That must have been a million-to-one shot, though we don’t know how far away the target was or whether that was, in fact, the target. It certainly took the poor woman by surprise, but at least it’s only paper.
Somebody added to the scenario, with a little splice from comedy film, The Apartment.
I had to do this since it reminded me of my favorite film! pic.twitter.com/jJ9YvjLx7X
— Daniel Ojanlatva (@danielojanlatva) August 13, 2018
And somebody mused on the preparation.
— Mustard Based Papi (@Jsullhart) August 12, 2018
But, mostly, they were just impressed.
https://twitter.com/alohahope_/status/1029245886935719936
Whelp, I found a new goal. https://t.co/Pg9WhGe4pY
— Kendra. (@KMMoeder) August 13, 2018
https://twitter.com/Jor_1206/status/1029215976657539072
History was made today https://t.co/mIA8vrMWBZ
— Warren Whitlock (@WarrenWhitlock) August 13, 2018
This is how Hawkeye got started. https://t.co/Y4OukeYWUw
— Jeff Faria (@PatriotsOfMars) August 13, 2018
There were also safety concerns.
https://twitter.com/Ant_Wright12/status/1028872390225223680
Such high capacity straws should not be in the hands of civilians. https://t.co/mATbIdrm6c
— Mr. Matt (@Hipzip14) August 13, 2018
Having unlocked this achievement level, @eeeelysa has a new goal.
I JUST WANT SOME FREE WINGS