Alex Jones has been ranting again and the takedowns were very satisfying indeed
InfoWars mouthpiece, Alex Jones, is still clinging onto his social media presence by his fingertips. He’s well known for making outrageous claims and statements, including suggesting that a coating inside orange juice cartons is turning people gay and that he could prove that Michelle Obama is a man. Moving on …
He recently made one of his many pompous and largely meaningless pronouncements.
I’m not afraid to die…I’m afraid to live on my knees in a world run by lesser men who control the destiny of my children.
— Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) August 10, 2018
The internet wasn’t going to let this pass without comment – these are the 24 most hilariously dismissive reactions
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1.
Sir, this is a Wendy's https://t.co/lY4cP7nQa9
— Brett LoGiurato (@BrettLoGiurato) August 10, 2018
2.
Mmmm, that's a bit long to fit on the cup. I'll just put "not afraid" okay?
Next customer step down please. https://t.co/IWJjvLa1sP— )))David Cross((( (@davidcrosss) August 12, 2018
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Calm down, Alex. There are no lesser men than you. https://t.co/Tbs7rzxx1r
— Robert Maguire (@RobertMaguire_) August 11, 2018
4.
Fisssssssh people. Fisssssssh peeeeeeeople. https://t.co/xn89H8qypk
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) August 11, 2018
5.
"Sir, I'm afraid you're going to have to stop lighting our napkins on fire." https://t.co/yBgebe9RlO
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) August 10, 2018
6.
I am scared of heights and spiders. https://t.co/wtN2BsowGu
— (((New York actor))) (@JoshMalina) August 10, 2018
7.
Doesn't your wife control the destiny of your children after a court awarded her primary residence rights? https://t.co/dgcYaPfoZB
— heartbeeps (@hrtbps) August 11, 2018
8.
Me when someone steals a star from me in Mario Party https://t.co/SLqTCsjogq
— Ryan Clark (@thetrompwner) August 12, 2018
9.
Cashier: Sorry, this coupon expired yesterday.
Me: https://t.co/m4MZgZlOXC— Daniel (@danielobroin) August 11, 2018
10.
I dont think you can die from being banned by Facebook, so dramatic. https://t.co/5NlOPehL9T
— Wefail (@wefail) August 11, 2018
11.
"That's great, sir. Really inspirational. But, as I was saying, I'd like a Number 5 value meal, but no pickles. Also, can I add cheese?" https://t.co/19PjS2yfk7
— Jon Bon Ghazi (@jonbonghazi2) August 11, 2018
12.
It's "fewer men." https://t.co/YbIeUS8qLY
— David Quantick (@quantick) August 10, 2018
