The US is launching a Space Force and the reactions are out of this world – the funniest 37
When Donald Trump announced plans to create a Space Force, he got this reaction from Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the Moon.
— Indivisible Network (@IndivisibleNet) August 10, 2018
Yesterday, the world was given confirmation of the project, which will be up and running within two years.
BREAKING: Vice President Pence announces plans for new, separate US Space Force as 6th military service by 2020.
— The Associated Press (@AP) August 9, 2018
With typical restraint and maturity, Trump reacted like this.
Space Force all the way!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 9, 2018
Needless to say, the internet had a lot to say on the matter.
I'd love to join up, but I have space bone spurs.https://t.co/fgrJ4xta7A
— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) August 9, 2018
🎶"Space Force. Meet the Space Force. They're the modern space-age military." 🎶https://t.co/pNSYGixd2w
— Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) August 9, 2018
— Austin Kleber (@austinkleber) August 9, 2018
To indignity and beyond! https://t.co/0QVYP8PNJi
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) August 9, 2018
Roses are red,
Corpses are grey,
You're going to jail, https://t.co/g2qsYByrP1
— Graham Linehan (@Glinner) August 9, 2018
— Charles Gaba (@charles_gaba) August 9, 2018
What five words are you most likely to shout whilst pleasuring your anus with a rocket-shaped sex toy? https://t.co/MycgCW0KWx
— Max’s Festive Fuckery 🏳️🌈 (@SpillerOfTea) August 9, 2018
"Funny, last time he went all the way, he failed to launch." — Stormy Daniels https://t.co/T9B1OY5pdN
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) August 9, 2018
I'm all for Space Force if the first two people to go are Trump and Pence and it's a one-way trip. 🚀 https://t.co/soZJyefQpf
— Holly Figueroa O'Reilly (@AynRandPaulRyan) August 9, 2018
'Team America: World Police' was taken. https://t.co/25qHDEatYl
— edgarwright (@edgarwright) August 9, 2018
"We will build a wall in space, and the aliens will pay for it!" https://t.co/nOh2JdieKJ
— PresidentialTrump (@MatureTrumpTwts) August 9, 2018
Mars rebels, https://t.co/j6pY0fl0ZU
— Jemaine Clement (@AJemaineClement) August 9, 2018
One small step for man, one giant step to end mankind. #SpaceForce
— chaplinlives (@chaplinlives) August 10, 2018
It will never fail to amaze me that America is willing to pay for an imaginary Space Force in an imaginary Space War but thinks free healthcare for all is absolute madness.
— Emma Kennedy (@EmmaKennedy) August 9, 2018
— John P. Glynn (@JohnPGlynn) August 9, 2018
It is official that on Space Force’s first mission Mike Pence will not be allowed to visit Venus alone.
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) August 9, 2018
Donald Trump's US Space Force is go. pic.twitter.com/oEu6vY83Pe
— SimonNRicketts (@SimonNRicketts) August 9, 2018
Space Force looks like the menu in a kids’ restaurant where the ice cream is limitless https://t.co/K8HWEdFrUW
— Greg Jenner (@greg_jenner) August 9, 2018