Simply 19 hilarious reasons people gave for why they are still single
11.
Once I did an online profile for this dating site. The headline I used was You can ac-count on me. #WhyImSingle
— Brian Clarkson (@brianclarkson5) August 7, 2018
12.
I brought a guy over to my family’s house. My 11 year old cousin was eating ribs when he arrived. She just looked dead into his eyes and said, “I’ll be eating your ribs next.” #whyimsingle
— Brielle Hassell (@cinderbriella) August 7, 2018
13.
I don’t know if it’s the Star Wars bed or the Nerf Gun I keep loaded next to my Star Wars bed #WhyImSingle
— Lisa Lemon (@mseric) August 7, 2018
14.
A boy picked me a flower once. I panicked and ate it. #WhyImSingle
— Berty (@GrampaBerty) August 7, 2018
15.
My cousin told me the key to flirting to compliment. I walked right up to a guy got flustered and said you have a really nice spine and immediately walked away #whyimsingle
— Nicole (@NiceSpine) August 7, 2018
16.
*cute guy flirts with me*
*I flirt back*
***in the back of my mind “if you start dating someone, you’re going to have to start shaving your legs every day” *stops flirting and walks away*
This is #WhyImSingle— Laura R.S. (@laura_sifuente5) August 7, 2018
17.
I have a cat named Her Majesty Queen Meow Meow von Buckingham III, Esq. #WhyImSingle
— Erin (@Erin1237) August 7, 2018
18.
I tried on a dress & could NOT figure out why the hem was so tight it wouldn’t fit over my butt. Then I see extra fabric on my left and think “What the hell kind of pocket IS this?” I realize it’s a romper-not a dress & I had stuck my whole body through one leg hole. #whyimsingle
— Tippy Maurant (@tippymaurant) August 7, 2018
19.
I showed my date a picture of my dog. She said, “Ugh. I hate dogs.” I said, “It was nice meeting you,” stood up and left. #whyimsingle
— Jesse Worstell (@JesseWorsty) August 7, 2018
This anecdote is in a horrible Venn diagram with #metoo.
https://twitter.com/TashaCNM/status/1026811354701881345
Pizza for one it is, then.
