Simply 19 hilarious reasons people gave for why they are still single
While a lot of people are single because they choose to be or don’t have time for that sort of thing, other reasons are a bit more complicated than that. Jimmy Fallon regularly asks people to share those reasons with the hashtag #whyimsingle.
It's Hashtags time! In honor of "The Bachelorette" finale, tweet out a funny, weird, or embarrassing reason you're single and tag it with #WhyImSingle. Could be on the show!
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) August 7, 2018
He even shares his own.
A cute girl once said hi to me at a friend's BBQ. I got so nervous I just nodded my head and said, "Cap'n," back at her. #WhyImSingle
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) August 7, 2018
These are 19 of the most weird and wonderful reasons people sent in response.
1.
Went on a blind date & had a GREAT conversation with the guy for 40 minutes. I went to the Ladies’ Room & when I returned, sat down & resumed chatting. He looked a little confused & then I heard a voice behind me say, “You’re at the wrong table. I’m over here.” #WhyImSingle
— Brandy B (@tidewoddergirl) August 7, 2018
2.
A cute girl at work walked by me while I was filling my water bottle. She smiled at me and rather than saying hi I let out a moan and said "Hydration am I right." #WhyImSingle
— Zack Feldman (@ZFelds) August 7, 2018
3.
No one supports my love for drawing birds playing various sports #whyimsingle pic.twitter.com/MqsUGGdTpn
— fish (@fishywa) August 7, 2018
4.
I’ve see too many episodes of Criminal Minds, and apparently “How would you characterize your relationship with your mother?” isn’t great first date material. #WhyImSingle
— Michelle (@BelleofBabble) August 7, 2018
5.
I'm mentally dating a handful of fictional characters.#WhyImSingle
— Marie (@spn_enthusiast) August 7, 2018
6.
I crochet yarn penises and call them #chapdicks. #whyimsingle pic.twitter.com/QJajiVaXQd
— H (@yarnwhoreder) August 7, 2018
7.
I like to sleep diagonally in my bed and can’t have interference. #WhyImSingle
— Shea Browning (@SheaBrowning) August 7, 2018
8.
my crush wasn't writing me back so i sent them a picture of jeff goldblum followed by "sorry i meant to send this to my friend". i was hoping that would start a conversation. it didn't. #whyimsingle
— lena (@jeffgoldblm) August 7, 2018
9.
https://twitter.com/ErinBode/status/1026832952062369793
10.
I asked a cute guy if I could borrow a pen, when I finished using it, he smiled and held his hand out. I thought he wanted to hold my hand, so I did…he was just waiting for me to return his pen #WhyImSingle
— Ariel (@DontLarfAtMeh) August 7, 2018
