The 25 funniest tweets of the week
14.
Genie: You have two wishes left
Me: I wish the letter G was the letter P instead
Penie: And your final wish?
Me: I wish that every E at the end of a word was an S instead
Penis:
Ms: Nics
— wilson (@arnpriesterw) August 7, 2018
15.
Pretty cool how restaurants have those tanks you can leave your crab in while you eat
— Rylie comrie (@ryliecomrie_) August 6, 2018
16.
https://twitter.com/nknowsless/status/1027298559652257793
17.
True or false:
Cornettos are actually Unicorn shit
— bob mortimer (@RealBobMortimer) August 8, 2018
18.
This photograph of Ivanka hurling a refugee child over the border wall is chilling. But it shows how far we've fallen. pic.twitter.com/W5b8rA1Ec5
— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) August 8, 2018
19.
I see a lot of angry men on the internet hiding their faces and names are angry about veils.
— ben goldacre (@bengoldacre) August 8, 2018
20.
really hoping a hyphen is missing. pic.twitter.com/78dYT9h3mU
— Jed Schmidt (@jedschmidt) August 7, 2018
21.
Britain's way of life is threatened by a culture with strange accents, wearing unusual clothing, who attended special schools and are part of a closed society that doesn't integrate with the rest of us. pic.twitter.com/8xdyxdK0Ib
— Russ #FiveQuidFoodbank (@RussInCheshire) August 9, 2018
22.
I love the smell of chlorof
— Neil (@_Enanem_) August 9, 2018
23.
This seems like a good way to corral all the worst people in the country so that no one else dates them by accident. pic.twitter.com/tXCCcgnRsN
— Sam Freedman (@Samfr) August 9, 2018
24.
They call me 'Bell'
They call me 'Stacey'
They call me 'her'
They call me 'Jane' pic.twitter.com/WYzbKkCgx5— Liam Duke (@DukeOfSwindon) August 3, 2018
25.
Finally, a spot for fat guys that barbecue! pic.twitter.com/wYcdV3qaUQ
— Gold E Lox (@StephiHill) August 7, 2018
