Someone’s done a thread about this zoo sign and it’s p-p-p-perfect
9.
February is an emotional rollercoaster as the new naughty penguin is mean to reformed badboy Timmy! It took him an HOUR, Tux! Not cool. And Mr Mac is back as best penguin with a touching display of love. Your boyfriend ain’t shit to Mr Mac.
Penguin Antics: 8/10 pic.twitter.com/dFuriRFhfl— Jonny(!) (@jonnywaistcoat) July 19, 2018
10.
Timmy no! You were doing so well! Fellas, don’t swim went you’re moulting: it’s nasty. Meanwhile Pepper, a new face on the board, is taking steps to cross the human/penguin divide and repair some of the damage that Dora has done.
Penguin Antics 6/10 pic.twitter.com/3qzk6xX5Bc— Jonny(!) (@jonnywaistcoat) July 19, 2018
11.
Oh. Shit. Looks who’s back, stealing April’s top spot like he steals EVERYTHING ELSE. It’s Mo, getting so devious and brazen even the keepers seem to respect his criminality. He should take a lesson from Flip: now there’s a bird the knows how to penguin.
Penguin Antics 7/10 pic.twitter.com/z3uEhd9QQB— Jonny(!) (@jonnywaistcoat) July 19, 2018
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Wow. Just wow. For May, let us take a moment to appreciate the level Mo has reached. Outright. Obnoxious. Crimes beyond listing, but it’s his attitude that gets to the keepers. And hey, there’s a new penguin – Burny! He seems to be doing great.
Penguin Antics 9/10 pic.twitter.com/9NYidEP3Uh— Jonny(!) (@jonnywaistcoat) July 19, 2018
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Oh no! I spoke too soon. Burny’s back, but it’s bad news. He’s fallen in with the wrong crowd, and the wrong crowd is Mo! And now he’s gone all face-pecky. Also, How is Tux STILL trying to push Timmy off a pier? Draco’s helping, but June is penguin anarchy.
Penguin Antics: 8/10 pic.twitter.com/Mx1jhMBc1q— Jonny(!) (@jonnywaistcoat) July 19, 2018
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And we come up to date with keepers overtly cheering on vigilante justice, as Burny turns the skills he learned from Mo right back on him. Good? Naughty? Burny lives in a world of greys. No gritty anti-heroics from Flip, though, who cheekily avoids the scales.
Penguin Antics 9/10 pic.twitter.com/rO7a92IuJH— Jonny(!) (@jonnywaistcoat) July 19, 2018
We’re with this person.
@BlairBraverman I feel like a naughty/good blob/dog monthly update would be extremely good content, just saying
— Robot Hugs (@RobotHugsComic) July 20, 2018
And our thanks to @MittenDAmour for pointing it out.
I got oddly invested in this and actually read the whole thread. https://t.co/PmJn1mzSlW
— Mitten d'Amour (@MittenDAmour) July 19, 2018
