Egypt is about to open an ancient sarcophagus and people expect chaos – the best 23 reactions
Construction workers unearth a mysterious sarcophagus in Egypt and the Ministry for Antiquities orders it to be opened. No, it’s not the plot of the latest horror blockbuster, it’s real life, albeit a real life in which a 30-foot balloon of the US President makes more sense than the holder of the office.
This is what the internet thinks of this undoubtedly catastrophic idea.
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/ https://t.co/XIKT7vC0Lk— Delaney Strunk (@delaknee) July 17, 2018
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS COME ON APOCALYPSE https://t.co/uYh4yxTPXX
— Dr Fern Riddell (@FernRiddell) July 18, 2018
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come the fuck through, world-ending curse https://t.co/SFvH6dB0ZW
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) July 17, 2018
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I, for one, welcome our new Zombie Mummy overlord. https://t.co/la53pcT40i
— Ashley in Wonderland (@NotATadpole7) July 17, 2018
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Me: What could possibly happen in the remainder of 2018 to make it any worse?
Egypt: Hold my beer https://t.co/B4PVVXHJNg
— Tim (@Playing_Dad) July 18, 2018
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Isn’t there a film series on why this is probably a bad idea? https://t.co/HaEgRJZ8fU
— Michael Ohiku (@MichaelOhiku) July 17, 2018
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Did Brenden Fraser and Tom Cruise teach us nothing https://t.co/z9c97Gdv4u
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) July 17, 2018
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Fuck it. Let it out. I’ll vote for it. https://t.co/t6LnnKmWWR
— Nick de Semlyen (@NickdeSemlyen) July 18, 2018
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DO YOU WANT PLAGUES? BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU GET PLAGUES. https://t.co/nJZ8ol1BbV
— Nathan Sharp (@NateWantsToBtl) July 17, 2018
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being eviscerated by an ancient spectral force would make more sense than most things that happen on a daily basis. i say open it up. https://t.co/q504KA81BG
— brendon bigley (@brendonbigley) July 17, 2018
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DON’T DO IT YOU
WILL UNLEASH A
DEMONIC PLAGUE
UPON US ALL
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/ づ https://t.co/nfjHAUo1i4— Sabaa Tahir (@sabaatahir) July 18, 2018
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Frankly, an immortal mummy that sucks the life out of the bad guys would be handy right now. https://t.co/2iJIwmZ4fz
— Tits McGee (@Scientits) July 18, 2018