‘Behold one of the most brilliant criminal minds of the 21st Century’
Crime of the century?
Behold one of the most brilliant criminal minds of the Twenty-First Century: pic.twitter.com/ycAoF9E8Ss
— Michael Moran (@TheMichaelMoran) July 17, 2018
What you might call, er, a clean getaway.
Police are looking for a content man in fresh pants who smells like a mountain glade.
— Grace Dent (@gracedent) July 17, 2018
This is the best Tales of the Unexpected never made. Ends up with him knocking on a door holding a Fray Bentos pie and a bag of oven chips and saying, “I’ve come about the oven for sale…”
— David M Barnett (@davidmbarnett) July 17, 2018
Where'd he dry his clothes?
— Matt Lyke (@LykeMatt) July 17, 2018
Somewhere out there, a man with a dryer for sale is being conned as we speak..
— Julie Green (@ReverendSquid) July 17, 2018
That classic combo of Persil non-Bio and Vanish
— Ian Vaughan (@2techie4me) July 17, 2018
And the puns just kept on coming.
@seanjmcauley law enforcement agencies are in a spin over where to take the investigation. Is this a cycle of behaviour?
— Myles Kelly (@mylesjkelly) July 17, 2018
is he the prime suspect or just a persil of interest?
— Myles Kelly (@mylesjkelly) July 17, 2018
that's certainly a Bold statement
— Matthew Davies (@Hx6Matt) July 17, 2018
All they know at the moment is that his name is Darren, but his mates call him Daz.
— Rob Harries (@robharries83) July 17, 2018
But this might be our favourite response.
The perfect crime… until he has to return to the scene to reclaim the single sock he left behind
— Simon HB (@norock) July 17, 2018
And if you’re thinking the story sounds a bit familiar, you’d be right. Will we never learn?