Weird World

This might be the most terrifying Tinder profile you’ll ever see

Oonagh Keating. Updated July 17th, 2018

Dating sites can be a great way to find a partner if you use them well. Getting your profile right is the key to success – it’s crucial to have an honest but flattering photo, enough personal info to intrigue without boring, and not to look like you want to harvest anyone’s organs.

This profile slips up on just one of those points.

In case you can’t quite believe your eyes (which are probably also on her wish list), the profile says:

“I am looking for a lifetime partner who is really hardworking, humble, HEALTHY and trustworthy. He must have both lungs and kidneys, heart with a sinus rhythm.
Non-smoker and occasional drinker is fine, or do not take any substance that could damage the liver.”

It doesn’t help that she describes herself as a registered nurse, therefore giving her the anatomical knowledge to locate those sweet valuable organs as you sleep.

The terrifying profile was shared on Twitter by someone called @gokunaruto2000 (who since appears to have deleted their tweet) with a very reasonable observation.

Understandably, people found it somewhat disturbing.

Worryingly, it reminded someone of another profile they’d seen.

Twitter user @canadanes had a suggestion about what might really be going on.

But Ryan Kruger reassured everyone that she probably wouldn’t get away with it.

“Donate one kidney and you’re a “hero”. Donate five and you’re “under investigation” and “of serious interest to the police”

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H/T someecards.com