Someone translated the Daily Mail’s Trump front page and it’s perfect

John Plunkett. Updated July 14th, 2018

People couldn’t believe the Daily Mail’s front page take on Donald Trump’s visit to the UK today.

MAIL: The pomp…and the Pygmy #tomorrowspaperstoday pic.twitter.com/8yMg0UQQlh

— Neil Henderson (@hendopolis) July 13, 2018

Fortunately for us the totally terrific @TechnicallyRon has translated it for us and it’s perfect.

And just in case that’s tricky to read.

Today hundreds of thousands of people came together to chant FUCK YOU at the racist, sexist, white supremacist supporting, Britain bashing bigoted paedophile endorsing representation of everything wrong in the world. And it was fucking brilliant, and because it went well, we are so pissed.

We like the racist president because he is racist and we are racist so it’s pretty sweet that his evil rhetoric justifies our evil rhetoric. It’s just not fair that we can’t be racist anymore without everyone calling us racist, we are so used to people not calling us out for being bigots that it’s not fair really. Donald Trump is the perfect representation of everything that is wrong with the world and the vile lying hateful bastard is an inspiration for all absolute bellends everywhere.

Oh also this guy was there and we don’t like this guy so we are going to make it all about him because that is how shit journalism works. It’s propaganda lads, there is no actual merit to any of this, we are literally just filled with hate because our boss told us we were.

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