Simply 43 funny things people are saying about Donald Trump’s UK visit
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Donald Trump is in one burning building, and complete film cans for Doctor Who S4 (1966-67) are in the other. The fire brigade can only make it to one building in time.
Which episode of Doctor Who do you watch first?
— Cliff Chapman (@cliffchapman) July 13, 2018
22.
#PerfectDayIn5Words
Donald Trump eaten by velociraptor. pic.twitter.com/ZJSD8FzPzT— B. Janine Morison (@bjaninemorison) July 13, 2018
23.
The Hand May’s Stale pic.twitter.com/OeEnRS0v7E
— Greg Jenner (@greg_jenner) July 12, 2018
24.
Don't know where this is, but I'm going. #TrumpUKVisit pic.twitter.com/mDoIueILNA
— Jonathan Kennaugh (@jonkennaugh) July 12, 2018
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Meanwhile in the UK, protestors inflate the @realDonaldTrump baby balloon #TrumpUKVisit pic.twitter.com/Igeka00fWf
— annmarie hordern (@annmarie) July 12, 2018
26.
Welcome to Britain Donny#TrumpUKVisit pic.twitter.com/GsWU1OaJI6
— The Poke (@ThePoke) July 12, 2018
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Trump tells The Sun he’s more popular than Abraham Lincoln pic.twitter.com/ykzveBPkT0
— Matthew Garrahan (@MattGarrahan) July 12, 2018
28.
Didn’t expect to catch comrade Trump and his filthy motorcade worming by Camden Sainsbo’s bus stop today. Here’s a London welcome for an orange wasteman – #FuckTrump #MAGA pic.twitter.com/Ko9AZCsc56
— Miguel Santana da Silva (@m_santana) July 12, 2018
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#TrumpUKVisit pic.twitter.com/V31BhAkPl8
— cluedont (@cluedont) July 12, 2018
30.
Love the Brits #TrumpUKVisit pic.twitter.com/QnMRyHerhp
— Victoria Violence (@Lovestained555) July 12, 2018
31.
Did anyone else feel the country just get a bit cuntier?
— Adam Kay (@amateuradam) July 12, 2018
32.
"Welcome aboard Airforce One, we hope you have a pleasant flight over the UK" #TrumpUKVisit pic.twitter.com/1qUIMJ0xVv
— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) July 12, 2018
33.
Thank you for taking out toddler-in-chief for a bit.
Please limit his sugar intake, have McDonalds on hand at all times and could you block his WiFi Access for like 24 hours?
Thank you
Your grateful cousins across the pond#TrumpBaby #TrumpUKVisit
— Susan Doyle (@SusanDoyle1963) July 12, 2018
34.
In the year 2018,
Donald went to see the Queen,
He figured it would be no hassle,
To go have tea in Windsor Castle.Donald turned up all excited,
Maybe she would have him knighted!
But when he knocked he heard a shout,
“Tell the orange twat we’re out!”#TrumpUKVisit— Don't Do That Donald (@DontDoItDonald) July 12, 2018
35.
AirForce One spotted over Norfolk. #mockereeshopperee #TrumpUKVisit @mockeree pic.twitter.com/uQ3DLfUlYG
— cal (@Skit92cal) July 12, 2018
36.
Hello The @Guardian, I amended the layout of your article, if that's OK. #TrumpUKVisit https://t.co/PsKs2gXUUD pic.twitter.com/9jEoPgdICk
— Richard Littler (@richard_littler) July 12, 2018
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https://twitter.com/that_wild_wolf/status/1017323227834671104
38.
“Philip, don’t answer it. Get them to tell Trump that one has pissed orf down the bingo” #TrumpUKVisit pic.twitter.com/D8EONgeyHy
— Tony Shepherd (@tonysheps) July 12, 2018
39.
Right-wingers say Trump won't care about being greeted by mass protest on his UK visit.
Folks, this is the same guy who's nursed a 25 year grudge against a journalist who said he had small hands. This is gonna hurt.#TrumpUKVisit
— Kerry-Anne Mendoza (@TheMendozaWoman) July 12, 2018
40.
Trump supporters pretty angry about this giant baby balloon, probably because it’s not in a cage
— Frankie Boyle (@frankieboyle) July 12, 2018
41.
Donald Trump landing at Stansted and being met by Liam Fox. Not even Ryanair puts you through that.
— Tom Peck (@tompeck) July 12, 2018
42.
Hey @realDonaldTrump There's been a bit of a heatwave in Scotland recently, so if you get thirsty while you're here… pic.twitter.com/0JJM0l68qE
— Tennent's Lager (@TennentsLager) July 12, 2018
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#TrumpUKVisit #TrumpBaby #Airplane #TrumpBabyBalloon pic.twitter.com/0LCDr1qx7x
— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) July 12, 2018
Writer Louis Barfe believes the visit could provide one bold individual with political success.
“Any British politician who calls Trump a cunt to his face in public is pretty much guaranteed a landslide.”