This long and hilarious thread about an embarrassing medical examination has an important message
Again, I was asked to removed my pants and lay on the bed/ table thing. I called my readiness and the 2 lovely ladies returned.
— G to the P (@GtotheP) July 10, 2018
Conversation was nice. We all had a good old chat and the air continued to build inside me.
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— G to the P (@GtotheP) July 10, 2018
The lady next to the table asked me to lift my penis to my belly with a straight face. I did as I was told and awaited my next orders.
— G to the P (@GtotheP) July 10, 2018
She showed me an object which looked like a dildo, except it wasn’t.
It was to look through my ballbag at my balls, which I could watch on the little tv screen.
— G to the P (@GtotheP) July 10, 2018
She applied a lube to the dildo television scanning device, slid it under the sheet and pressed it into my loose scrotum.
— G to the P (@GtotheP) July 10, 2018
Unfortunately I wasn’t ready and released possibly the worst, loudest fart known to mankind. It was quite something.
The ladies laughed. I chuckled yet inside I wanted to roll off the table and strike my head on the floor
— G to the P (@GtotheP) July 10, 2018
I could only apologise and expected myself to apologise again when the foul smell of last nights chicken biriyani made its way from the sheet. Which it did
— G to the P (@GtotheP) July 10, 2018
When the lady had finished dragging the dildo across my scrotum, she removed it and told me there were no abnormalities and everything was fine
— G to the P (@GtotheP) July 10, 2018
I released another small, quiet fart in relief.
There was no laughter this time
— G to the P (@GtotheP) July 10, 2018
I thanked them and went and had a good cry in the car, via the toilet
— G to the P (@GtotheP) July 10, 2018
The pain could have been anything, if you know what I mean, but getting myself checked out was the easiest thing to do.
— G to the P (@GtotheP) July 10, 2018
So, if you feel there could be something which doesn’t feel right with your balls, go and see a doctor.
Cheers
— G to the P (@GtotheP) July 10, 2018
So, that’s the message. It can’t be any more embarrassing than @GtotheP’s experience and it might just save your life. Maybe don’t bother with the curry, though.
