People are sharing the most Tory things you can do apart from actually voting Tory and here are 27 of the best
With party politics in a state of chaos over Brexit, Twitter user @demarionunn asked a thought-provoking question about the nature of a Tory.
what is the most tory thing you can do apart from actually voting tory?
— Jonathan (@demarionunn) July 10, 2018
He had some thoughts of his own.
my one is: have a round robin newsletter for your family
— Jonathan (@demarionunn) July 10, 2018
And so did everyone else.
1.
Ah now this one has already been discussed and decided.
It’s saying anything other than “anywhere here’s fine mate” at the end of a cab ride.
— “bouver stroungeons” is a slur (@joemuggs) July 10, 2018
2.
Calling the bloke who did your patio 2 years ago 'our builder' https://t.co/Kz38aUWHH4
— Rob Hyde (@rob_hyde) July 11, 2018
3.
Coming out with ‘Its their job’ when challenged on why you’ve made someone’s job more difficult by not cleaning up after yourself or putting things in the wrong place. https://t.co/vFeCwHfLIt
— Jay (@64_bit_hero) July 10, 2018
4.
Christmas morning walk before opening presents
— The Politics of NV (@politicsofnv) July 10, 2018
5.
Owning cutlery that’s kept in a box and only used for special occasions
— pooka (@pangopup) July 10, 2018
6.
pronounce the word “year” as “yurr”
— 🇷🇺 Woke Bane 🇷🇺 (@banebutwoke) July 10, 2018
7.
Eat pizza with cutlery
— Herbal Space Program (@PrototypeCube) July 10, 2018
8.
Have unresolved psycho-sexual traumas from forced separation anxiety as a child that manifest in sociopathic disregard for your fellow man in adulthood.
— Leighton Evans (@leightonevans) July 11, 2018
9.
Reply to tweets about famous people and @ them in. https://t.co/SQj1w3gqhH
— Blanche Dubious (@MediocreDave) July 11, 2018
10.
Blokes tying jumpers (sweaters in Tory land) around their shoulders.
— Gill (@bubbachops) July 10, 2018
11.
Burn a £50 note in front of a rough sleeper, and claim running through wheat fields as a child is the worse thing you've ever done, just after selling weapons that are killing millions as you speak about being a naughty little girl. https://t.co/sUBSlYC23a
— Jo #MMT #Toriesout (@kcldav43) July 11, 2018
12.
Go to Pret when there’s a Greggs next door https://t.co/q0V2XJoSjI
— Mary Carr (@MaryEilishCarr) July 10, 2018
13.
Replacing the batteries on the remote straight away without rubbing them for a few extra days use.
— Chris B. (@kippy73) July 11, 2018
