People are second guessing Nigel Farage’s ‘next political move’ and they’re perfect
With a soft Brexit on the cards, Theresa May’s cabinet in disarray and only three months of negotiations left, Nigel Farage has been threatening to return to frontline politics.
On Monday evening, he tweeted a teaser for his LBC radio show.
Given recent events, I will discuss my next political move on LBC at 7pm.
— Nigel Farage (@Nigel_Farage) July 9, 2018
These 13 replies pull no punches.
1.
Are you going to shake up the political system by failing to be elected to parliament for an unprecedented 8th time? https://t.co/fArmnDOpyP
— Dan Rebellato (@DanRebellato) July 9, 2018
2.
Will it involve shouting about a fifth column from the sidelines? https://t.co/6oeGR5iNfc
— Ian Dunt (@IanDunt) July 9, 2018
3.
selling black market fidget spinners out the back of a static burger van in Basingstoke Wickes https://t.co/XQdbgshnyx
— joe (@mutablejoe) July 9, 2018
4.
*Please Note* In 2010, a man dressed as a Dolphin got more votes than this walking scrotum.
His next 'Political' move is absolutely irrelevant. https://t.co/naeZ6IMRZa
— R Evans (@Mativenko80) July 9, 2018
5.
We wouldn't trust you to serve us drumsticks in KFChttps://t.co/TZtac8ipqe
— Sathnam Sanghera (@Sathnam) July 9, 2018
6.
Does it involve shameless self-promotion, while attempting to spread your particular flavour of ignorance?#ShotInTheDark https://t.co/7XThwsE8S2
— Steve Analyst (@EmporersNewC) July 9, 2018
7.
"My next power move will overshadow the last one! Remember how I threw fish into the Thames last time? This time, I will become a fish! I shall dive down to the bottom of the ocean and live my life in Atlantis." https://t.co/jiYlK7B2NX
— Manticore (@Firesnakious) July 9, 2018
8.
"And we'll all have matching shirts this time. I'm thinking black." https://t.co/xjpQkP3K5W
— Dorian Lynskey (@Dorianlynskey) July 9, 2018
9.
Bomber Harris will be discussing his next town planning move. https://t.co/e6MfZMKKV7
— Peter Smith (@Redpeter99) July 9, 2018
10.
Looking forward to your next election defeat already Nigel https://t.co/xIP5nIS26S
— Matt Turner (@MattTurner4L) July 9, 2018
11.
"It is with heavy heart that I have decided to lose my 8th election." https://t.co/fiDRbTPaW3
— raw milk truther (@dentristcad) July 9, 2018
12.
Have you ever considered turning up & actually doing your day-job of MEP (which you are paid handsomely for) rather than farting around on your vanity radio-show and speaking tours of the US? Snaggletooth parasite. #EU #Brexit https://t.co/615MYKZMSa
— Matt Black (@NoirMJ) July 9, 2018
13.
Is that Moscow time or British Summer Time? https://t.co/e6MfZMKKV7
— Peter Smith (@Redpeter99) July 9, 2018
BONUS: This handy succinct and attractively packaged statement from @twlldun,
— . (@twlldun) July 9, 2018
