Favourite 11 captions to this picture of England hero Harry Maguire

7.

Well actually, it’s a common misconception that Kim Jong-un is the president of North Korea. In fact, that rôle is still filled by his grandfather Kim Il-sung, despite his death in 1994. pic.twitter.com/bJ1SgtazpM

— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman) July 7, 2018

8.

"So they used the novels of Alexandre Dumas as a loose basis, but made the lead characters cartoon dogs." pic.twitter.com/wdfhlBGk1i

— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) July 7, 2018

9.

“Public opinion has turned strongly against the Rigged Witch Hunt and the “Special” Counsel because the public understands that there was no Collusion with Russia (so ridiculous), and the two FBI lovers were a fraud against our Nation & that the only Collusion was with the Dems” pic.twitter.com/pQzDTXVumI

— Dan Rebellato (@DanRebellato) July 8, 2018

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"Me? Yeah, I score goals and stuff" pic.twitter.com/Yu0ynm0fII

— Football Away Days (@AwayDayFooty) July 8, 2018

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I went up for the corner and the keeper said ‘Oi no strikers!’, I said ‘I’m not a striker’, he said ‘well you bloody should be with headers like that’. I said ‘no thanks I’m making shit loads from clearances’. pic.twitter.com/LJGTiBkfL5

— Steve Crossman (@Steve_Crossman) July 7, 2018

And in case you’re wondering, he’s talking to his partner Fern Hawkins after England’s penalty shootout win against Colombia. At least, we think he is …