Boris Johnson quits and here are our favourite 19 responses so far
Boris Johnson has quit as foreign secretary less than 24 hours after his Brexit loving buddy David Davis resigned.
Here are our favourite 19 responses so far.
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As police investigate whether a British woman was killed by a Russian nerve agent, as English footballers play in Moscow, as British forces do their jobs in foreign conflicts, as Brexit hangs in the balance, as Trump arrives in London…..Boris Johnson quits.
— Krishnan Guru-Murthy (@krishgm) July 9, 2018
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Boris Johnson is the latest to hand in a transfer request as his team hurtle towards inevitable relegation.
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) July 9, 2018
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20)— Tom Hamilton (@thhamilton) July 9, 2018
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"Where's Davis?"
"Quit"
"Lee?"
"Resigned"
"Greening?"
"Gone"
"Green?"
"Fired after wanking scandal"
"Rudd?"
"Fired for something you did"
"Boris?"
"Literally nobody fucking knows"
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"Ok just take the cabinet photo" pic.twitter.com/Vcu3bdjk6Y— James Felton (@JimMFelton) July 9, 2018
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Goodbye Boris Johnson. You were a man of great principle.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Haha ha ha ha ha ha. I’m kidding. You were an absolute shower. Good riddance.
— Mr Roger Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) July 9, 2018
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Difficult to see how May can replace the knowledge and wisdom of both David Davis and Boris Johnson unless by some stroke of luck Tesco have got TWO pineapples
— joe (@mutablejoe) July 9, 2018
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Can I just say that while I don't agree with Boris Johnson on anything, I want to be absolutely clear that I have absolutely no respect for him either.
— pooka (@pangopup) July 9, 2018
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Not entirely sure why BBC News is currently showing library footage of Boris Johnson holding an iguana but we are where we are pic.twitter.com/M40zOVa1uI
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) July 9, 2018
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Shortlist for Boris Johnson's replacement:
Prince Philip
Jim Davidson
Morrissey
A turd wrapped in a Union Jack
Tommy Robinson (live via satellite from his cell)— Oonagh (@Okeating) July 9, 2018
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BREAKING: The Tory party.
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) July 9, 2018