Michael Flatley’s made a film and let’s hope it’s as entertaining as these 21 responses
Stop what you’re doing everyone because the man formerly known as the Lord of the Dance Michael Flatley has got a film out.
And it looks … it looks … well, have a look for yourself.
I’ve dreamt of making a movie since I was 7 years old. Nothing great is ever easy but Nothing is Impossible!! Job Done!!! pic.twitter.com/aJmYnrBSq2
— Michael Flatley (@MichaelFlatley) July 4, 2018
It promises to show us ‘Michael Flatley as you’ve never seen him before’ and if it’s half as entertaining as these 21 responses then it will definitely be worth a watch.
1.
‘For the poster, I want to look like James Bond, if James Bond were a pub landlord from Carlow who thinks he might have shingles. Mention Patrick Bergin but show some woman. Eric Roberts should definitely be picking his nose.’ pic.twitter.com/1jgNDTwKOg
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) July 5, 2018
2.
GUNMAN: Keep your arms by your sides! Don't move them!!
MICHAEL FLATLEY: No problem. (kicks gun out of gunmans hand with his scissoring legs) pic.twitter.com/ns1USPjO2Y
— MKupperman (@MKupperman) July 5, 2018
3.
Knew without looking that he’d written/directed it too. https://t.co/BOfSJpCvPd
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) July 5, 2018
4.
Guys! What kind of scenes are probably in this film? I've got a small bet on him saying "I don't like dancing" followed by a short pause for the laugh he thinks will follow. https://t.co/9K4NebIOYK
— Graham Linehan (@Glinner) July 5, 2018
5.
“Sure I danced for the CIA, MI5, I then danced for anyone who’d pay me. Now. I just dance for me”
“C’mon Mikey, just one last dance to save humanity”.— Sanjeev Bhaskar (@TVSanjeev) July 5, 2018
6.
They’ll be a scene where someone has him at gun point and tells him to put his arms up and he then gives a knowing glance to camera
— Mark O’Neill (@marxculture) July 5, 2018
7.
He’ll yell “Don’t die on me!” as somebody dies. Then, while a sad sax solo plays, he’ll roam the rainy streets, get drunk, & give his dancing clogs to a vagrant.
— Miki Clem Fandango Henderson (@MikiB007) July 5, 2018
8.
Casa O’Blanca
— kath 🙀❄️ (@KathyBurke) July 6, 2018
9.
Flatley sees Bond when he looks at this poster. But we all see…. pic.twitter.com/xG8ZJoDuo7
— Richard Littler (@richard_littler) July 6, 2018
10.
Dat aim tho pic.twitter.com/dek5z91ElO
— P Λ U L F Λ R R E R (@paulmfarrer) July 5, 2018
11.
If that Michael Flatley film doesn’t at some point feature him dance-fighting his way out of trouble against 8 bad bastards when he’s run out of bullets, then what’s the fucking point. pic.twitter.com/bHS7fYw61T
— Harry Flowers (@HrryFlwrs) July 6, 2018
12.
I mean if he RAISES AN ARM AT ANY POINT this will indeed be Michael Flatley as we’ve never seem him before https://t.co/zBpjoXDIS1
— Jenny Colgan (@jennycolgan) July 5, 2018
