People are sharing things Gareth Southgate would do and it’s the most British thing ever
As the nation’s group hug with the England football team grows ever tighter, people have been busy coming up with things that Gareth Southgate would do.
It all started when someone called Phleghm Clandango tweeted this.
#GarethSouthgateWould give you a lift to the airport & wouldn't accept petrol money.
— Phlegm Clandango. (@Cain_Unable) July 4, 2018
Then #garethsouthgatewould started trending on Twitter and it just snowballed from there.
Here are 29 of the very best.
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https://twitter.com/OfSelina/status/1014511406178357248
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#GarethSouthgateWould offer to water your plants while you were on holiday & when you came back the lawn would be mowed & the bins would be out.
— Phlegm Clandango. (@Cain_Unable) July 4, 2018
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#GarethSouthgateWould let you go in front at the checkout with a full trolley when he’s only got a pint of milk
— Tom Logan (@tominatorlogan) July 4, 2018
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#GarethSouthgateWould come up to you at the parking ticket machine and say ‘hey I’ve got an hour left on mine and I’m now leaving, do you want it?’
— Charlie (@birchfest) July 4, 2018
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#GarethSouthgateWould Know exactly at what angle to PIVOT when helping you upstairs with your new sofa.
— Helen Chamberlain (@HellsBellsy) July 4, 2018
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#GarethSouthgateWould unwrap all his sweets *before* he got into the cinema.
— Phlegm Clandango. (@Cain_Unable) July 4, 2018
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#GarethSouthgateWould Run out and get your washing off the line if it started raining and you hadn't noticed.
— Jane James (@TheJaneJames) July 4, 2018
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#GarethSouthgateWould make your Nan giggle & say "Ooh, if I were 30 years younger!"
— Phlegm Clandango. (@Cain_Unable) July 4, 2018
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#GarethSouthgateWould Pay an equal share of the restaurant bill, even though he didn't have a starter and only drank the tap water.
— Richard Peach (@RichardCPeach) July 4, 2018
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#GarethSouthgateWould proof read your CV and get back to you with constructive feedback within an hour.
— It's Pendell to Campbell, Campbell to Rio (@thisismattyp) July 4, 2018
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#GarethSouthgateWould know what day to put the bins out after a Bank Holiday. And would let all his neighbours know just in case.
— IronLion (@scott161) July 4, 2018
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#GarethSouthgateWould get asked what he wanted at the bar & would reply "Actually this guy was here first."
— Phlegm Clandango. (@Cain_Unable) July 4, 2018
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#GarethSouthgateWould lend you his phone charger even if he only had 10% battery himself.
— Paul (@bingowings14) July 4, 2018
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#GarethSouthgateWould not only make you cups of tea if you were working at his house, he'd get some nice biscuits in specially.
— Phlegm Clandango. (@Cain_Unable) July 4, 2018
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#GarethSouthgateWould make you a cup of tea and let it brew properly before putting in the milk because he knows that's how you have it.@Cain_Unable
— Росс Лаусон (@Ross_Lawson) July 4, 2018
