Nigel Farage is vowing to return to ‘frontline politics’ and here are the only 7 responses you need
Such is the state of Brexit right now that Nigel Farage has said he will have ‘no choice’ but to return to frontline politics if the UK isn’t out of the EU by March next year.
I’ll have no choice but to return to frontline politics if Brexit is delayed beyond March 2019. https://t.co/OydrUKcRVw
— Nigel Farage (@Nigel_Farage) July 4, 2018
The almighty hero returns! Except, well, it’s fair to say that not everyone saw it that way.
Here are our favourite responses online.
1.
Eastleigh, 1994 ❌
Salisbury, 1997 ❌
Bexhill and Battle, 2001 ❌
South Thanet, 2005 ❌
Bromley and Chislehurt, 2006 ❌
Buckingham, 2010 ❌
South Thanet, 2015 ❌Can you return to frontline national politics if you have never been elected?https://t.co/5vpmZMaSso
— David Lammy (@DavidLammy) July 5, 2018
2.
Yes, please return to the frontline of….*checks notes*….not being elected ever.
— John Rain (@MrKenShabby) July 4, 2018
3.
As Nigel Farage is returning to front line politics I would like to state that I am returning to the coastguard seeing as, like nigel, I've never been a fucking part of it.
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) July 4, 2018
4.
What do you mean ‘return’? pic.twitter.com/5r5Wuuqq5d
— Jamie Ross (@JamieRoss7) July 4, 2018
5.
[Surgery]
“I have returned to frontline surgery”
“But you aren’t qualifie-“
“I have returned”
“You failed 7 times to qualify – you were shit at it”[attempting to do surgery whilst the medical staff restrain me]
“I. Have. Returned.” https://t.co/fY9PNJ04b1— James Felton (@JimMFelton) July 5, 2018
6.
… You’ve never been a member of frontline politics. You tried 7 times and failed 7 times. If that was a driving test they’d tell you just to use the bus for everyone else’s safety.
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) July 4, 2018
7.
Back to standing forlornly outside Parliament yet never being allowed inside then. https://t.co/tW92Z9hHNs
— Graham Lithgow (@grahamlithgow) July 4, 2018
And someone saw it coming.
Good grief. I tweeted this exactly two years ago today. What a disgustingly transparent little shit he consistently proves himself to be. https://t.co/WofS4vPJUU https://t.co/j0OiNxhawN
— James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) July 4, 2018
Farage will be back. Not as quickly as last time but he needs to distance himself from the reality of Brexit so he can claim betrayal later.
— James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) July 4, 2016
