People shared experiences that made them die a little inside and these 23 are brilliantly excruciating
Over on Twitter, someone called @tinytwink recalled an embarrassing moment at the dentist that made her die just a little bit inside.
I once accidentally licked my fit Dentist’s hand whilst maintaining eye contact.
— Twinks (@tinytwink) June 29, 2018
This made her wonder whether other people might have had similarly excruciating experiences.
What have you done that’s made you die a bit inside?
— Twinks (@tinytwink) June 29, 2018
These are our favourite 23 reponses. Warning: bodily functions feature heavily.
1.
https://twitter.com/WelshGasDoc/status/1012807455691005953
2.
Leaving Tesco’s press the key button to unlock my silver Mazda 6.
Hazard lights flash, open the door and sit in. A guy is immediately outside knocking on the driver window.
My car was actually 2 cars up the row and we happened to press the buttons at the same time.
Mortified.— Baz (@bazlyons) June 29, 2018
3.
Aged 14, on holiday in a caravan in north Wales, I was briskly bashing one out in the tiny toilet before dinner. Mum shouted: “WILL YOU HURRY UP AND FINISH, YOU’RE MAKING ME SPILL THE GRAVY.”
— Ross McGinnes (@rossmcginnes) July 1, 2018
4.
Said to a girl on a night out “u ok” she said “yes” I replied saying she looked sad, she assured me she wasn’t and gave me a little smile, I drunkenly went on to say you can do better than that. “I can’t she said I have Bell’s palsy half of my face doesn’t move”
— San Miquel (@NobleLocksmiths) June 29, 2018
5.
I showed Terry Waite into a portakabin (long story) with the words “it’s a bit claustrophobic…”.
— Louisa (@loobeyloobey) June 30, 2018
6.
When working at the Jobcentre, I opened the door for a customer who then immediately tripped over the little black rubber stopper on the floor.
She said with a straight face “I’m sorry, I just fell over your knob”.
Had to interview her with everyone else in the office laughing.
— Enough Of That Now (@AndyGilder) June 29, 2018
7.
I was 18. I’d been to a party. I was PARALYTIC. The 1st taxi I climbed in already had a pax up front. I was sitting on her lap.
The second had an empty seat up front. Lights on. Engine running.
I climb in. Mumble my address. Tell the driver to get going.
It was a police car.
— Richey (@_Excitable_Boy_) June 29, 2018
8.
Not me but my sister once tried to pay for a drink with a panty liner thinking it was a fiver only to be told it was not legal tender! It was a dark dark pub!
— Janet Black (@jlblack967) June 29, 2018
9.
When I was training to be a journalist, I interviewed a blind girl about her new Braille machine. “When will the story come out?” she asked. “Not sure” I replied…”just keep an eye out for it.” I went outside and headbutted the wall. Awful.
— Stuart Roberts (@NorthernAuthor) June 29, 2018
10.
Me and my brother used to make radio station tapes (we were 11/12). He got a new stereo for his birthday and I thought I’d do some comedy by pulling down my pants, squatting over it and farting. I ended up pushing too hard and covered it in shit
— Guy (@GtotheP) June 29, 2018
11.
Once got in taxi to work. Said where I wanted to go, bloke turned round from divers side. ‘I’d take you but I’m not going that way, I’m picking my mate up we’re going fishing’ to make worse the back was child locked so he had to get out and open the door to let me out.
— Melanie Goodman (@MelanieG1980) June 29, 2018
12.
Years ago my mum went to the local shops and ran into an old school friend. She asked her reasonably loudly “Are you still a Hoare?” Unfortunately no one else understood that Hoare was her maiden name & mum was wondering if she was married.
— Anouk72 (@Anouk724) June 30, 2018
