A man has shared the hilarious story of how his 4-year-old daughter tried to grass him up to his wife
Someone called @AngryManTV has shared the tale of how his daughter very nearly put his marriage in jeopardy. It began with a seemingly innocent question from the 4-year-old.
My 4-y/o daughter tried to jam me up today.
Kid: Mommy, why is your bra in daddy’s car?
Me: What!?The Mrs hit me wit a killer side eye. She ain’t been in my car in weeks
Me: Ain’t no bra in my car!!
Kid: Ya huh, cup thingie with straps*we all go to garage & look in car* pic.twitter.com/3c4kItwnZO
— ManSitChoAzzDown (@AngryManTV) June 27, 2018
And this is what they found.
Just a protective face mask. Panic over.
— ManSitChoAzzDown (@AngryManTV) June 27, 2018
It turns out that the little girl wasn’t that far off the mark.
“3M’s protective breathing devices were originally conceived in 60s as molded, nonwoven brassiere cups. Then for some reason the molded cups were reborn as facemasks” h/t @Passeriform for the info https://t.co/uum80tCK2f
— ManSitChoAzzDown (@AngryManTV) June 27, 2018
People pointed out that @AngryManTV should be on his best behaviour at all times.
The good thing is, you know where her loyalties lies. The bad thing is, it’s not with you. Keep your eyes on that one.
— Rosé Princess 🍾 (@ParisianRebel) June 27, 2018
lmfaooo your daughter letting you know she will snitch on you. I’m howling!
— Miss Esthetician to YOU (@CruzanChoklate) June 27, 2018
But he already knows that.
Oh, all mine snitch. I’m well aware. Lil’ ass detectives
— ManSitChoAzzDown (@AngryManTV) June 27, 2018
There were some suggestions for ways to get his revenge. On a 4-year-old!
Call the ice cream truck over, the. Wave him away. Lol
— Nicole Gunder (@nicoleegunder) June 27, 2018
You gotta roll around the ice cream shop about 30 times without stopping to even out the karma😆😆😆😆😆
— T$$$ (@tmoneysig) June 27, 2018
Gotta let her know loyalty works both ways. Leave a raw steak on the floor for the monster under her bed.
— BushMaster Flex (@theori) June 28, 2018
When your daughter comes to you in the near future with “Please don’t tell mom” bring this story up pic.twitter.com/JH1zk23EUn
— Carlō (@CarlWinsHigh) June 27, 2018
Someone called @princepapii_ suggested a potential plot twist that just might have got those divorce proceedings under way.
“PLOT TWIST: A female shows up to your house wearing a mask like that”
