Our favourite 16 takes on the World Cup by ‘USA Soccer Guy’
There’s a rather clever chap who calls himself ‘USA Soccer Guy’ and as you’d expect offers a particularly Stateside take on the World Cup.
Jolly good it is too.
1.
The HurriKane seals his hat-tip with a no bounce fanny kick as England Soccer Club edge past Panamanama 6 to 1. The Three Lines are now into the Sweet 16s but have to go play Belgium Soccer Club to go figure out whose the winningest international franchise in their little league. pic.twitter.com/PQ9JXmhuPl
— Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) June 24, 2018
2.
Christie Y'all know Ronaldo's late felony kick knots it up at threes for the Portugaleze in their game with Spain Soccer Club. The Real Salt Lake Madrid athlete also found the ball bag with a PK, and another time thanks to dumbass goaltendering from Richard De Gere. pic.twitter.com/dw947Sw90G
— Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) June 15, 2018
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Doucheland’s ass-sniffing soccer coach and his guys are on the next airplane ride home after they go get their asses nuked by North Korea, leaving a mushroom cloud of soccer sadness where the world champions of the world used to be. pic.twitter.com/ZbqUE5p8YF
— Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) June 27, 2018
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The HurriKane gets the W for England Soccer Club with his overtime head kick into the soccer goal interior against some African team. The Three Lines took a lead in the first quarter but started goofin around in deefense and doing soccer bad… pic.twitter.com/L7CaYl0zrj
— Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) June 18, 2018
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… They concedified the equalization play from a 12 yard deathstrike which kinda sucked, but the Soccer Chicken goalshot inserter had the final say, making sure everyone from Britain was real happy. #ThreeLines #EnglandSocceeClub #GoSaveThatQueen
— Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) June 18, 2018
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Russian soccer player You're a Jerkoff wins the head kick as Russia Soccer Club do soccer in the first soccer game of the World Soccer Cup of Soccer. The Russians hit the big red button of awesomeness against Saudi Arabia Soccer Club, pulverizing their asses 5 to 0 at soccer. pic.twitter.com/SzVh7lIYkJ
— Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) June 14, 2018
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Kylian Mmmbop’s goalshot powers France Soccer Club into the sweet 16s. The PSV inserter helped the soccer ball into the soccer goal interior even though G-Rude's Rick O'Shead kick strike was heading on in there anyways. pic.twitter.com/5ZTuTLVGqD
— Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) June 21, 2018
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Shinji Carragher's 12-yard deathstrike helps Japan Soccer Club give a soccer education to Columbia. The Mexican nation were supposed to be real good at soccer, but we’re on the back cleat when some deefense guy got the major felony card for a hand felony right in the danger box. pic.twitter.com/50XT8AQ1RJ
— Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) June 19, 2018