Simply 19 hot takes on the rather warm weather right now
The newspapers are digging out stock photos of Brighton beach, the shops have sold out of every kind of frozen dessert – even the vegan ones – and the smell of burnt sausages is wafting not just from your kitchen but from your garden, too. In short, the UK is experiencing a heatwave.
Have a big drink of water and a rest while you read these 19 sunny delights.
1.
#heatwave
Cars are melting.
Ginger people are exploding in the street.
Ice poles are now more expensive than a bar of gold.
Goths have fled the country.
A dwarf is living in my fridge.
The ice cream van is under military control.
Anarchy reigns— joe heenan (@joeheenan) June 25, 2018
2.
Absolutely love the British Summer. It's one's favourite week of the year. #heatwave
— Prince Charles (@Charles_HRH) June 25, 2018
3.
I’m not saying it’s really hot or anything but I have just seen an old lady without a cardigan on.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) June 25, 2018
4.
During this period of intense warm weather, Theresa May has urged us all to check on our vulnerable and elderly neighbours, and if they have an extra bedroom, report them to the DWP. #heatwave
— Gjüffers Gjüffersson (@gavmacn) June 25, 2018
5.
This glorious sunny weather won't last, mark my words. In a few million years the universe will be a frozen, lifeless void.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) June 25, 2018
6.
Nervous this morning. If the weather stays nice I may have to put on shorts and the Judge from last time used the phrase ‘final warning’.
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) June 25, 2018
7.
Barbara had been blowing for ages but it still wasn't as firm as she would have liked #heatwave pic.twitter.com/7ajoyNm22b
— nudinits (@nudinits) June 25, 2018
8.
It's too fucking hot to lay siege to Castle Grayskull today so I'm just going to stay in eating mint Cornettos and watch the football in my pants. pic.twitter.com/yWI9kWYbbk
— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) June 26, 2018
9.
Who remembers clouds?
— Coupe de Mooms (@Danny_McMoomins) June 25, 2018
