11 favourite guesses what Theresa May wrote on this patient’s cast during her Royal Free Hospital visit
Theresa May visited the Royal Free Hospital in London where the so-called prime minister met a patient and signed the cast on her leg.
It got people wondering – what exactly did she write? Here are our 11 favourite guesses
1.
‘What the fuck, Theresa.’
‘What?’
‘This just says “fit for work”.’ pic.twitter.com/PVE4HBgqUj— James Felton (@JimMFelton) June 18, 2018
2.
“Breaks it means Breaks It”
— brideofcrapula (@brideofcrapula) June 19, 2018
3.
“This leg was already broken under the last Labour government”
— Neil Humby ن (@neilhumby) June 19, 2018
4.
“This leg looks strong and stable”
— Lawrence Grace (@LawrenceGrace1) June 19, 2018
5.
Lets be perfectly clear. This leg isn’t broken.
— Neil (@MereCommoner) June 19, 2018
6.
I'll be very disappointed if she didn't write: "Brexit means Brexit" pic.twitter.com/8IiwNOXohC
— Sathnam Sanghera (@Sathnam) June 19, 2018
7.
“Property of Richard Branson”
— Grumples (@Grumples_) June 19, 2018
8.
It’ll cost you an arm and a leg soon for treatment once we privatiise so we’ll take this leg as a down payment in advance
— stuart collins (@stu66coll) June 19, 2018
9.
I owe you £20 million.
— Andrew Purser (@APurser22) June 19, 2018
10.
So, if you’ve got three nurses doing 50 hours a week over 10 days, how many doctors can I reduce from this ward?
— Raggy-Mess (@RaggyMess) June 19, 2018
11.
“In tough times, everyone has to take their share of the pain…get well soon.”
— JackpotRob (@robinpeyton) June 19, 2018
And, only slightly disturbingly …
This photo of Theresa May signing a fourteen year old girls plaster cast for a publicity stunt is doing the rounds in the media. What they didn't show was Theresa breaking the girls leg beforehand. pic.twitter.com/9x6YvIxz5o
— W (@WWarped) June 18, 2018
