Someone did this list so people responded with their own and they’re glorious
Here’s a chap called Pomp on Twitter who describes himself as a ‘crypto capitalist hell-bent on tokenising the world’.
Ordinarily we wouldn’t bother you (or him) any further, except he also did this, just in case anyone wants to be really successful. Like him, presumably.
https://twitter.com/APompliano/status/1005784785954967552
And it prompted people to respond with their own observations about the most successful people they have met and they’re brilliant.
Here are our 16 favourites.
1.
The most successful people I've met:
1. Take good naps
2. Eat regular meals
3. Enjoy exercise
4. Like a good treat
5. Covered in fur
6. Aren't actually people
7. Are golden retrievers https://t.co/K1yNGvgadT— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) June 14, 2018
2.
The most successful people I've met:
1. Obsess about pudding
2. Can't do any work without two hours of preliminary gossip
3. Figure out where they're going to get lunch before 10am
4. Can't remember what they're doing from day to day
5. Call it a day at 4pm. https://t.co/gxkPjzvGau— Chris Addison (@mrchrisaddison) June 14, 2018
3.
The most successful people I've met:
1. Were rich
2. That's pretty much it
3. A lot of them were really mediocre
4. Some were actually stupid
5. Most were boring
6. It didn't matter, they were 'succesful'
7. In a capitalist society, wealth determines success
8. $
9. It's money. https://t.co/4TaxWsXIeG— Ben Eltham (@beneltham) June 13, 2018
4.
The most successful people I’ve met
1. Have wall signs reading ‘live, laugh, love!’
2. Say ‘gin o’clock!’
3. Post holiday pictures captioned ‘not a bad view from the office!’
4. Call their husband ‘hubby’
5. Oh no wait
6. Most annoying
7. The most annoying people I’ve met.— Flic Everett (@fliceverett) June 14, 2018
5.
The most successful people I've met
1. Drink a whisky drink
2. Drink a vodka drink
3. Drink a lager drink
4. Drink a cider drink
5. Sing some songs that remind them of the good times
6. Sing some songs that remind them of the better times
7. Get knocked down
8. Get back up again https://t.co/J0RoVaPYgX— Kelly Cates (@KellyCates) June 14, 2018
6.
The most successful people I’ve met:
1. A crack commando unit
2. Sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit
3. Promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade
4. Still wanted by the government
5. Survive as soldiers of fortune https://t.co/rZNRfaZwc3— Mitten d'Amour (@MittenDAmour) June 15, 2018
7.
The most successful people I’ve met:
1. Can concentrate for long periods of time.
2. Are happy to work on their own.
3. Have forward facing eyes.
4. Can rotate their heads 270°.
5. Regurgitate food waste as pellets.
6. Wait, I think this is owls.
7. Yep, sorry. I meant owls. https://t.co/Srps4RtVLd— SimonNRicketts (@SimonNRicketts) June 14, 2018
8.
The most successful people I've met:
1. Are diverse
2. Hate waste
3. Are innately creative
4. Like to help others
5. Make good use of resources
6. Take care of the environment
7. Collect discarded items
8. Are hairy
9. Actually, I'm probably thinking of Wombles. https://t.co/PLduZMaG6U— Oonagh (@Okeating) June 14, 2018