This is the letter every football fan wants from their partner right now (well, most of them)
Someone named Keith Bell has tweeted a funny letter, supposedly from his wife, full of instructions for him to follow while she’s away during the World Cup. If it’s real, she’s a genius; if it isn’t, he is.
“WORLD CUP 2018
As you will be watching 3 matches a day and 24/7 highlights I have decided to go and stay with my Sister during the World Cup.
I have left you the following Notes to help you get through what will obviously be a very trying time.
I have downloaded onto your Ipad a YouTube video of how to use the washing machine – probably a pointless exercise!
Please put Bins out on the following dates: Green bin 20/6 + 4/7 Grey bin 27/6 + 11/7 (no matches start before 11am so do it first thing)
Important Telephone Numbers:
Dominoes Pizza 023 8165 0020 – Chinese 023 8025 4170 and after the inevitable penalty failure – Samaritans 116 123 (football will not be “Coming Home”)
Water all plants in garden – NB use WATER!!!
Open the Curtains during daylight hours – burglars will think the house is empty otherwise
Do at least one trip to the bottle bank before I get back – or else!
If you invite your friend with smelly feet around – tell him to keep his shoes ON
Keep the noise down – the neighbours don’t need to know the referee is a w*****!
You only need to contact me if something important happens involving Saints players Tadic, Cedric, Yoshida or Bednarek
Love you lots – see you July 16th
PS I have taken the cat with me. You would forget to feed him and he would probably starve to death”
There were some impressed reactions.
Love the important phone numbers
— Mike Byrne (@MikeJDByrne) June 13, 2018
Lol almost a dream wife until she mentioned she was a Saints fan
— ClaretandBlueB6 (@dpwhite48) June 14, 2018
She’s the greatest.
— Oyepeju (@pejublack) June 14, 2018
And it looks like Keith may have more company than just his friend with the smelly feet.
Like the fact ‘Use Water for the plants’ !
All round to yours then. ⚽🍺
— Atdarighttime (@Atdarighttime) June 14, 2018